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Started by Don_Juan_deCordoba, October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM

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DonaCatalina

Q. What is probably not the best idea for a Pirate Name?

A. Snag
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Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What's probably not the best nickname for someone who works at a pantyhose factory?

A:  Kneecaps
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Archer

Q.  When you don't pay the loanshark on time,  what body part suffers first ?

A.  painless
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DonaCatalina

Q. What one tells you that your dentist is a sadist?

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The Rabbi

Q: What do you call a documentary by Gaylord Sartain?

A: Gummy Bears
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Merlin the Elder

Q: What do you call a family of pandas after they visit a Juicy Fruit factory?

A: Criminal Intent
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The Rabbi

Q: What do you call a criminals thought when they do not wish to be caught?

A: Cow Hyde
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DonaCatalina

Q. What is not the skin of a nauga?

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Archer

Q.   How could one say the adjective testarudo, de asno, terco in English ?

A.   The last English king to seize the crown on a battlefield.

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Jack Daw at Work

Q:  Who was Henry VII, Alex?

A:  A blueberry muffin.
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Merlin the Elder

Living life in the slow lane
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

DonaCatalina

Q. What is certainly less desirable that Chocolate Pie?

A. Pecans
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Merlin the Elder

Q: What do you call young Toucans?

A: Rubber biscuit
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

Q.   Name my Sheperd's favorite chew toy.    (Rubber biscuit)

A.   kazoo
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Merlin the Elder

Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...