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Jade

#690
May 14, 2012, 11:51:22 AM
Q: Why did Pinocchio's nose grow?
A: Bull frog

DonaCatalina

#691
May 14, 2012, 02:46:21 PM
Q. What could you call a frog with intact testes?

A. Symmetry
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
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Jack Daw at Work

#692
May 15, 2012, 05:38:34 AM
Q:  Where do you bury dead people with even features?

A:  Carbuncle
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#693
May 15, 2012, 05:55:02 AM
Q: Who is the husband of a carbaunt?

A: Homeland security
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

#694
May 15, 2012, 08:29:09 AM
Q.   What group has been functioning since 1492 ?   

A.    Farmer's daughter
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

DonaCatalina

#695
May 15, 2012, 08:33:40 AM Last Edit: May 15, 2012, 08:34:19 AM by DonaCatalina
Q. What is the second most dangerous type of woman to mess with?

A. Maudlin
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
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Merlin the Elder

#696
May 15, 2012, 12:03:38 PM Last Edit: May 15, 2012, 12:06:50 PM by Merlin the Elder
Q: What do you call a person that's acting like Bea Arthur?

A: Towel service

I was looking at my copy of that very poster [Homeland Security] when I came up with my answer, Archer!
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Anna Iram

#697
May 15, 2012, 12:39:21 PM
Q: What do you get when they run out of white gloves?

A: In-a-gadda-da-vida

Merlin the Elder

#698
May 15, 2012, 01:46:09 PM
Q: Where did Eve get tempted by Satan?

A: Girl Scout Cookies
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Anna Iram

#699
May 15, 2012, 02:32:22 PM
Q: What is not made from real girl scouts?

A: Dictionary

DonaCatalina

#700
May 16, 2012, 12:04:40 PM
Q. What is the second most purchased book that is hardly ever read by the average person?

A. Laurel
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Jack Daw at Work

#701
May 17, 2012, 05:42:46 AM
Q:  Who wore a kilt many times with his partner, Hardy?

A:  Antitoxin
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

arbcoind

#702
May 17, 2012, 08:02:59 AM
Q:  Who is divorced from uncle Toxin?

A:  cheeseburger

Gina

Merlin the Elder

#703
May 18, 2012, 06:10:49 AM
Q: What is the favourite food of balding, fat, old wizards?

A: Beyond compare
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

#704
May 18, 2012, 08:43:14 AM
Q.   What are a knight's armpits under chainmaille,  at the end of the day ?

A.    stork legs
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