I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[DonaCatalina]

Q. If you didn't say schoolboy pants, you might say?

A. Artistic Temperament

[Jade]

Q: Why did Van Gogh cut off part of his left ear?

A: a real humdinger

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What's a heck of a lot more fun than a fake humdinger?

A:  Animal attraction

[Archer]

Q.  What inspired Zappa's song "Camarillo Brillo" ?

A.   Nanook

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  Who was Alley Oop's girlfriend?

A:  The Hand Jive

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What will get you a sex offender conviction in some states?

A: Weeping willow

[Archer]

Q.    What thing from nature was the Celtic symbol of joy and under Celtic Tree Astrology was the symbol of the observer and metaphysical practices with a message to adjust to life, rather than fight against it.

http://www.whats-your-sign.com/celtic-meaning-willow-tree.html

http://www.whats-your-sign.com/celtic-tree-astrology.html#CelticZodiacWillow

A.  inspired imagination

[The Rabbi]

@#&@* Seriouse answers bite
Q: What creates a true Rennie?

A:Buffallo wings

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What will you never find on a buffalo?

A: snake bite

[arbcoind]

Q:  What is Yukon Jack and Lime?

A:  baby spiders


Gina

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is a topping for freshly baked chocolate chip cookies that you would not normally want to use?

A: Clam chowder

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What duz yous tell a chowder ta do when it tawks too much, right?

A:  gat

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What sits and meows and drinks from the pail as you milk the gow?

A: Army brat

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What grilled food goes well with Army beer?

A: Golden Rule

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is 100 times more expensive than a silver rule?

A. Archimedes