I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What's the name of the first woman to receive a medical degree in the U.S.?

A:  Haberdashery

[Hoowil]

How do you miss spell the running of men with halberds?

White chocolate crossbow

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What confectioner's candy gives you a scratchy throat when swallowed?

A:  Chocolate bark

[RefMom3]

Q. How does a chocolate dog communicate?

A. Snickerdoodles

[Hoowil]

What happens when you you drool while giggling?

mud pies

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What just doesn't taste right when made with sand?

A:  Candy cane

[Jade]

  Q: what  kind of cane  makes for a sticky hand hold?
  A:  foggy bottom

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What view of the stripper did the myopic playboy get?

A:  Egg roll

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What happens when chickens nest on a hill?

A. Marsh Field

[RefMom3]

Q. What was an early position in old-time baseball?

A. Rum balls   

[The Rabbi]

Q: What happens when a pirate spills his drink in his lap?
A: Hot Crossed Buns

[Hoowil]

How do they punish the pirate for spilling his rum?

purple socks

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What happens when a grape stomper only takes off his tennies?

A. red robin

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you get when you spill crimson paint all over the Earl of Huntington?

A:  Knee slapper

[The Rabbi]

A: What does one do when a bee lands upon there knee?
Q: Bees Knees