I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is definitely skinnier than chicken knees?

A. Dear Ale

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  How do you address a love letter to your favorite beer?

A:  Beer pong

[RenStarr]

Q:  What do you call ping pong when the loser has the buy the winner their choice of beer?

A:  Copper Coil

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What should you be careful not to confuse with a Copperhead snake?

A. pink foam

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do the singer, Pink, do when she get mad?

A:  NetFlix

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call movies about tennis stars?

A: The Hoochie Coochie.

[Hoowil]

Q: What do you get when sneezing while trying to do the Hokey Pokey?

A: Green toes

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What does a misdirected gardener have?

A: An artichoke a day.

[Butch]

Q:  Can you describe Nureyev's dancing, Bruce Lee's stranglehold, and a fruit fly's lifespan?

A:  A wine rack

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call a bosom large enough to safely hold a magnum of Cabernet?

A: Woodpecker

[RenStarr]

Q:  What one might end up with if said one takes too much Viagra.     

A:  Bench Press

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What "Coach" Jay Carney do when media lose ball during pick-up game?

A:  Forward pass.

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What route would have gotten Wrong-Way Corrigan to his intended destination?

A: Gravity feed.

[Hoowil]

What can you eat to make everyone gain weight?

Roast turkey soda.

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What didn't sell well at the local soda fountain during the 1940s?

A:  Ear wax.