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Offline Mairte

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Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« on: October 16, 2011, 08:22:21 PM »
Needing some comic relief tonight. What are the funniest songs you have ever heard a Renaissance performer sing?
Even the ones that are so WRONG they are hilarious. ;D

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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2011, 09:22:20 PM »
Iris & Rose's version of Scotland the Brave:

Bring me some whiskey mother, I'm feeling frisky mother.
Bring me a sheep for I am lonely tonight.
I need a lover, mother.
No! Not my brother, mother!
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night.

My FAVORITE song! :)
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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2011, 10:10:49 PM »
LOL, Iris and Rose, Old King Cole! :D
I also think The Moose Song and The Zucchini Song are funny. ;D

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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2011, 07:44:42 AM »
This is not really a Renn Song but it was definitely one of the funniest songs I heard this season at NYRF. One of the cast re-imagined "Greensleves" for Pub Sing. I split my sides laughing!

http://www.youtube.com/user/Kinravip#p/u/66/9fxUYEgSwqE

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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2011, 08:42:44 AM »
The Oklahoma Smoker Song . . .
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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2011, 05:07:31 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D My sides hurt... :D :D :D :D

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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2011, 12:20:30 PM »
Iris & Rose's version of Scotland the Brave:

Bring me some whiskey mother, I'm feeling frisky mother.
Bring me a sheep for I am lonely tonight.
I need a lover, mother.
No! Not my brother, mother!
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night.

My FAVORITE song! :)

  omg.....OMG....I am SO going to sing that at the next Celtic Fest!  LMAO
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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2011, 12:57:05 PM »
Timeless Classic....

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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2011, 01:27:22 PM »
Bobbanogian Bards doing Ball of Ballymore - is my favorite.  I like the other' versions out there but theirs I like the best.

Lady Kett- Try sitting in the middle of a play and hearing a character's cell phone go off to Scottland the brave, and trying not to laugh as Iris and Rose's version is going through your head.
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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2011, 01:44:06 PM »
The Ice Cream Truck song

By Iris & Rose.

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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2011, 02:04:12 PM »
Yay!! Thank you!! I SO needed these suggestions today!!! It's so dreary out and I wanted something to make me laugh. ;D

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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2011, 12:23:59 PM »
Old McDonald's Deformed Farm is one we (Off Keel) play during our adult shows. I have gotten so many positive reactions to that song!

The original is performed by Seamus Kennedy.

There is also Worst Pirate in the World by Ceann

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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2011, 11:44:11 PM »
Here you go Mairte!

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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2011, 08:22:58 AM »
Anything by Dan the Bard at Bristol is hysterical.

The Inconvenienced Knight, Bard Camp,  and Drunken Gnome Illusionist come to mind, but there are 3 CDs of others.    ;D
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Re: Funniest Renn Songs YOU Have Heard?
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2014, 07:38:36 PM »
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