The Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do at the Renaissance Festival

[Captain Kilian]

(ok, not at a faire... but it still applies to me)
Skippy is no longer allowed to cover students with sticky dividers no matter how bored he may be.

*Skippy is still not allowed to be in rummy character at work...*

Skipp is not allowed to send images of the stickied student to their rennie friends who are still not used to this strange civilian habit of having their cell phone on them...and thus causing panic.   (ok it probably only makes sense to Teach, but oh well! Thanks for interrupting my own boredom!)

[LadyTrinn]

at home, in between faires Skippy is no longer allowed to turn the TV off, and then back on...repeatedly... just because it scares the poop out of the Golden Retriever.

[jinx]

at home, in between faires Skippy is no longer allowed to turn the TV off, and then back on...repeatedly... just because it scares the poop out of the Golden Retriever.

In the same vein, "at home, in between faires (or faire weekends...)" Skippy is no longer allowed to put on Ren music as loud as Skippy can manage and dance with the mop when cleaning the kitchen, singing in a not-so harmonious manner....just because it freaks the meter-reader out a little. 

>.>

[Queen Bonnie]

 Alas! I have never met anyone at faire named Skippy. Is he cute? Single? Perhaps we must meet at faire and he can teach me a thing or two?- Or vise versa? Wink!

[lordwriothsley]

Good Queen Bonnie know you that I will be keeping my fingers crossed and hoping for the best for you that Skippy will turn out to be the wizard that you have been long looking for.

[Queen Bonnie]

 Smiles! Grammercy LordWriothsley!

[lordwriothsley]

Smiles! Grammercy LordWriothsley!

My pleasure my dear queen my pleasure.

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Rickrolling is for the internet, not the middle of Greensleaves.

[Lord Figaro]

Skippy is not allowed to walk behind a procession of monks singing.

[chanting]
    Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
    [bonk]
    Pie Iesu domine,...
    [bonk]
    ...dona eis requiem.
    [bonk]
    Pie Iesu domine,...
    [bonk]
    ...dona eis requiem.

... is no longer allowed to stand next to inexperienced newbies while playing Musical Men

How else will they learn?

Unfortunately, Scratch said last season that it was his last- he's retiring.

Gonna miss that guy! 

That's what I heard, but yet he's here now at the MNRF doing both of his characters.

[Adriana Rose]

I have done that......



Just call me Skippy

[Sitara]

Unfortunately, Scratch said last season that it was his last- he's retiring.

Gonna miss that guy! 

That's what I heard, but yet he's here now at the MNRF doing both of his characters.


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Yep- he told me that he is pretty much branching out in areas outside of fest but will still do MNRF as it is his home faire.  Now we can taunt other faires that we still have him and they don't.

[Madge Estes]

Skippy is not allowed to fall on her backside at Pub sing ever again!  (Damn sand makes it slippery to do an Irish high kick, especially when wearing a hoop!)

[Escarlata]

Yikes, hope whoever fell didn't hurt anything. And if, Your Grace, that fallee was you, can't you just command that it never really happened?

dem, where's the video when we need it?

[Madge Estes]

Escarlata,  If only it were so easy, as I was "on stage" in front of the pub sing audience dancing with Liz.  I have no doubt someone caught it on film!  I started laughing so hard when I landed that I fell over on my back!

[GirlChris]

Rickrolling is for the internet, not the middle of Greensleaves.

Wow. It actually only needs a little bit of fudging for Never Gonna Give You Up to scan to the melody of Greensleeves.

AWESOME!!!!