The Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do at the Renaissance Festival

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Rickrolling is for the internet, not the middle of Greensleaves.

Wow. It actually only needs a little bit of fudging for Never Gonna Give You Up to scan to the melody of Greensleeves.

AWESOME!!!!

And thus is another Skippy born.

MUHAHAH!!!!!

[GirlChris]

And thus is another Skippy born.

MUHAHAH!!!!!

I've been known to carry around a length of rope that has one end tied to my waist. You see, I must be kept on a leash because I am not yet house trained- it's just that no one said who had to be HOLDING the leash.

Skippy is my middle name.

[Nailin]

skippy is no longer allowed to "go swimming" in a toxic waste "pool" with the geese in birthday suit
skippy can't use children for "rat pucking"

[Bugsy]

I may not distribute small bottles of Bacardi rum to cast members, vendors, or the serious playtrons I see week after week.

Distributing them with my own label taped to the bottle bearing a cartoon caricature of me, clearly identifying myself as the source, probably isn't a good idea, even if it's funny.

Never drop one right in front of a security guard.
(A few members of this forum recieved these from me. )

I have one!  I kept the bottle 

[Synikul]

Skippy must restrain himself from adding a colorful metaphor at the end of the statement when I say "Knock it off." to a drunk female patron when she tries to pull my wings off because she thinks I'm a statue. It's my own fault.

[Price]

Skippy is no longer allowed to buy cheap swords from obnoxious vendors and chop them in half with his expensive one in front of their booth to prove a point. 

[Arsinoe Selene]

Skippy is no longer allowed to buy cheap swords from obnoxious vendors and chop them in half with his expensive one in front of their booth to prove a point. 

Wait, chop the sword in half, or the vendor?

[Price]

We will let your imagination decide.

[Blue66669]

Skippy is no longer allowed to suggest that patrons in her shop "come in, play dress up, braid each other's hair, talk about boys, and practice kissing".

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Skippy is not allowed to dress cabbage patch kids in altar boy outfits, and offer them to anyone dressed in a preistly garb.

[Dayna]

Sounds like my old schtick, I had a cabbage patch child in a suit of chain mail, and then branched out into "theme babies", a scotsman with kilt and blue ribbon, an archer in lincoln green with bow and quiver, a friar in a cistercian habit, a cavalier, a dancer in seven layers of cabbage leaves, etc.

I still have people who ask me what ever happened to the cabbage patch knight, wish I knew...

Dayna

[Seamus Ex Machina]

I am TOLD that Skippy is no longer allowed to mudwrestle at Faire, either...

That will be enough from you........

[Nailin]

skippy will not ask kids who say trick or treat... for tricks....
skippy will not trade candy with children or steal candy from them

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Just because I know all the words to 'eskimo Nell' does not give me permission to sing it.
...Especially while near/in the Childrens Realm.
.......And a singalong is right out.

[analise]

Skippy is no longer allowed to buy cheap swords from obnoxious vendors and chop them in half with his expensive one in front of their booth to prove a point. 

What's the point? That you think they're obnoxious and their wares are cheap but hey...you'll buy one anyway?