Random Quotes

[Anna Iram]

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk....

Woo...Woo...Woo...Woo...


*Bonk*


Curly Howard

[Peddlin]

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shiner bock."

[Anna Iram]

Amen Sister!!!

*Me*

[DonaCatalina]

Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."
- L. Neil Smith

[Count Adolfo]

Right there, Mr. Fung... right there!


Barry Scheck

[Rani Zemirah]

There is perhaps nothing so bad and so dangerous in life as fear.

~Jawaharial Nehru (1889-1964)~

[Ambios]

"And so the Light became alive, and manna became man; eternity stepped into time so we could understand..."
Michael Card

[Welsh Wench]

'Wow, that is the first time I have seen emotional baggage with wheels and a pop-up handle!'

~~Anonymous

[Anna Iram]

Awake, thou wintry earth -
Fling off thy sadness!
Fair vernal flowers, laugh forth
Your ancient gladness!  ~Thomas Blackburn, "An Easter Hymn"

[Eric the Ugly]

"After having thus successively taken each member of the community in its powerful grasp and fashioned him at will, the supreme power then extends its arm over the whole community. It covers the surface of society with a network of small, complicated rules, minute and uniform, through which the most original minds and the most energetic characters cannot penetrate, to rise above the crowd. The will of man is not shattered, but softened, bent, and guided; men seldom forced by it to act, but they are constantly restrained from acting. Such a power does not destroy, but it prevents existence; it does not tyrannize, but it compresses, enervates, extinguishes, and stupefies a people, till each nation is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid and industrious animals, of which the government is the shepherd." — Alexis de Tocqueville

[Demetrius]

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
                       -Ambrose Bierce

[Ambios]

"Render unto Caesar, those things which are Caesar's..."
Christ

(yes...I have a tax theme going in my posts this afternoon)

Bah, Humbug!
Ebenezer Scrooge

[Rani Zemirah]

The human heart, at whatever age,
opens to the heart that opens in return.

~Maria Edgeworth~

[Count Adolfo]

Well there's only one girl that I will ever love
and that was so many years ago
and though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
she never loved me back... ooh, I know...




Meatloaf

[Welsh Wench]

Well there's only one girl that I will ever love
and that was so many years ago
and though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
she never loved me back... ooh, I know...

Meatloaf

'Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf!'

~~Christmas Story

Sorry, Count, but I had to...