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[Jack Daw at Work]

I see your samhain ritualized conflagration and raise you God's apocalypic wrath!

[Demetrius]

I see your massive floods, earthquakes and what not and raise you all of I Thessalonians.

[Grov]

I'll see your religious chapter version 2.0 and raise you Netflix.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see your mail-order talkies on disc and raise you Compton's Pictured Encyclopedea, 1963 edition.

[Grov]

I'll see your thousand pounds of outdated info and raise you a Terrabyte of data.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I see your cybernetic scramble of unassembled information and raise you the human brain.

[Grov]

I'll see your nearly unused 8 pounds of soft tissue and raise you the human apathy.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I see your laziness of earth's carbon-based higher animal life forms and raise you the dim bulb roach. 

[lilaney]

I see your Periplaneta americana and raise you a deep-fried Twinkie

[anne of oaktower]

I'll see your deep-fried Twinkie and eat it!

Oh...ummmm...I mean...

I'll see your fat-bathed food-wannabe and raise you a dozen hot wings

[Grov]

I'll see your hot sauce slathered chicken chunks and raise you Mai fun noodles and sushi.

[Blue66669]

I'll see your crazy asian noodles and silly rolls wrapped in seaweed and raise you CHICKEN CURRY!

[Grov]

I'll see your spicy yardbird and raise you Colonel Sanders.

[Rani Zemirah]

I see your antebellum patriarchal figurehead and raise you Scarlett O'Hara

[anne of oaktower]

I'll see your crimson-named female and give you Lady In Red