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[Dracconia]

I see your woman in a color and raise you Clark Gable!

[Grov]

I'll see your embalmed husk of former glory and raise you Courtney Love.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I see your over-played, drugged-out popular out-of-tune crooner with a band name that refers to a female orifice from the 1990s and raise you Christina Aguilara.

[Rani Zemirah]

I see your well promoted bleach blond arm candy and raise you Jayne Mansfeild.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I see your bubble-topped, sometimes-top-down-(in-more-ways-than-one-tragically)-but-quite-brainy bleach-blondie from the 1950s and raise you Raquel Welch.

[RenRobin]

I'll see your fur clad pin up from the 60's italian beauty and give you sexy italian heels!

[captmarga]

I'll see (and toss) you your painful overpriced bits of leather and wood and raise you a Moresca Bodice!

[RenRobin]

I'll see your twin-lifting man magnet and raise you a regimental kilt!!!

[Blue66669]

I'll see your wooly man-skirt with a surprise underneath and I'll raise you a Pendragon Anne Boleyn gown.

[Anna Iram]

I'll see your expensive but enchanting bit's of frippery loosely based on a dead Queen and I'll raise you Victoria's Secret lingerie.

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see your frilly, frothy bits of man bait and raise you Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

[LadyAnn]

I'll see your over rated "Sport"  magazine and raise you a Renaissance Magazine.

[lilaney]

I'll See your #66 edition of a Magazine promoting my home faire and raise you 10 yards of Emerald green Cotton Velvet.

[Grov]

I'll see you unfolded velvet great kilt and raise you a blue ribbon.

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see your proudly hung first prize banner and raise you...

...mirrored shoes!!!

(I would have left it as it was, but this is not John's Inn, and I would sooo get in trouble...!!!)