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Answer my question with a question

Started by ladiedragon, May 19, 2008, 05:47:48 PM

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Merlin the Elder

#13065
July 01, 2013, 06:00:57 AM
Someone calling me?
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

#13066
July 01, 2013, 06:26:57 AM
Isn't the reason the bed of nails was invented was because there was nothing good on TV?
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#13067
July 01, 2013, 06:57:00 AM
Wasn't the bed of nails invented because electricity hadn't been invented yet, so they couldn't turn ON the TV?
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

LadyFae

#13068
July 01, 2013, 02:13:42 PM
Wouldn't you rather lay down in a bed of roses?
Amanda  =D

"Do not call for your mother.  Who is it that you think let the demons in to eat you up?"

Merlin the Elder

#13069
July 01, 2013, 03:20:29 PM
Are you offering yours?
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Hoowil

#13070
July 02, 2013, 01:41:25 AM
Aren't roses poky too?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.

Merlin the Elder

#13071
July 02, 2013, 05:23:21 AM
That that mean I'm a pokyman?
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

#13072
July 02, 2013, 06:30:20 AM
Well, if there was no electricity to turn on the TV, then there certainly wasn't anything good on, now was there?
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#13073
July 02, 2013, 06:35:49 AM
Do you think that electricity was named after the famous military leader, General Electric?
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Aderin

#13074
July 02, 2013, 09:51:05 AM
wouldn't it be easier to light candles instead?
"There is always hope." - Aragorn

Life is the School, Love is the Lesson.

Bob of the Lake

#13075
July 02, 2013, 09:51:51 AM
Would General Electric be able to turn the TV on?
I came, I saw, I skipped to my lou.
            - Hammy the Squirrel

Jack Daw at Work

#13076
July 02, 2013, 02:26:20 PM
How do you get a candle to work in a cathode ray tube?
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#13077
July 02, 2013, 03:35:48 PM
Didn't Ray play the piano?
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Hoowil

#13078
July 02, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
If he borrowed his mom's, does that man he would...
play'er piano?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.

LadyFae

#13079
July 02, 2013, 06:56:54 PM
Are you jealous that he got to play'er piano and you can't?
Amanda  =D

"Do not call for your mother.  Who is it that you think let the demons in to eat you up?"
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