Answer my question with a question

Butch · October 02, 2014, 10:36:24 AM

Isn't the one who "smelt" it, the one who dealt it?

Merlin the Elder · October 02, 2014, 12:42:58 PM

Are you accusing me of generating methane?

Butch · October 03, 2014, 09:41:27 AM

When the King asked you to turn lead into gold, did you instead hear him ask you to turn food into methane?

Bob of the Lake · October 03, 2014, 10:43:21 AM

Is Merlin now a wizard and an alchemist?

Jack Daw at Work · October 06, 2014, 05:34:39 PM

Is an alchemist someone who makes his own hooch?

RenStarr · October 06, 2014, 08:49:17 PM

Any good alchemist knows that too much hooch mixed with cooked cabbage is a receipe for some very pungent methane, right?

Merlin the Elder · October 07, 2014, 01:15:18 PM

Is that why the paint peeled off the walls when I had sauerkraut and Jack Daniel's for dinner the other night?

RenStarr · October 08, 2014, 08:57:44 AM

I suppose that depends on just how much sauerkraut and JD you put down? Of course with enough of them both, could it just have been your breath??

Merlin the Elder · October 09, 2014, 12:15:21 PM

Are you tempting fate by insulting a wizard?

RefMom3 · October 10, 2014, 11:27:46 AM

Be there anyone here willing to take that risk?

Butch · October 14, 2014, 12:17:15 PM

Isn't "Risk" the game of global domination?

RenStarr · October 14, 2014, 12:41:20 PM

Or is it the game of global elimination?

Butch · October 14, 2014, 03:12:25 PM

"How about Global Thermonuclear War?"

Merlin the Elder · October 15, 2014, 06:18:21 AM

"How about a nice game of chess?"

RefMom3 · October 15, 2014, 10:34:34 AM

Anyone for Twister?

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