Answer my question with a question

Merlin the Elder · July 15, 2015, 06:04:03 AM

We have a choice of whether to USDA or not?

Awilda Rider · July 15, 2015, 06:06:37 AM

Does that depend on where the meat comes from?

RenStarr · July 15, 2015, 07:38:57 AM

Wouldn't it depend on where the meat is going? (local meat market for table fare or fashion boutique for the rich and famous).

Jack Daw at Work · July 15, 2015, 08:46:55 AM

Is this a strapless meat dress?

RefMom3 · July 15, 2015, 11:57:27 AM

Will a strapless meat dress be more appealing?

Butch · July 15, 2015, 03:42:42 PM

More appealing than what? A dressless meat strap?

RenStarr · July 16, 2015, 07:15:18 AM

If the dressless meat strap dried out, would that be ye olde jerky?

Jack Daw at Work · July 16, 2015, 10:10:54 AM

So, if you dry clean a meat dress does it become jerky?

Merlin the Elder · July 16, 2015, 10:55:14 AM

Does dry cleaning a meat dress cause seizures?

Jack Daw at Work · July 16, 2015, 12:49:40 PM

What does dry cleaning a meat dress have to do with ancient Roman emperors?!

RenStarr · July 16, 2015, 03:29:36 PM

If a certain female entertainer were walking through the woods in a meat dress, would that increase her chances of seeing Sasquatch?

Merlin the Elder · July 17, 2015, 06:20:26 AM

Does that have any dependence upon Sasquatch being related to Seizure Augustus, the Romaine Emperor Penguin?

RefMom3 · July 17, 2015, 08:06:30 AM

Wasn't that one of Billy Shakespeare's early plays?

Butch · July 17, 2015, 10:44:19 AM

Does anyone else have the sudden urge for beef jerky and Ceasar salad?

Merlin the Elder · July 17, 2015, 11:20:29 AM

Got the munchies again?

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