Answer my question with a question

The Rabbi · May 03, 2016, 04:05:14 PM

Would this be gin for the elders?

Merlin the Elder · May 04, 2016, 06:07:06 AM

For this elder, would you mind making mine Jack Daniel's?

The Rabbi · May 04, 2016, 06:53:54 AM

Do I really have to mind or can I just pour you a jack daniels?

Merlin the Elder · May 04, 2016, 07:38:46 AM

Would you be so kind as to make it a very large drink?

RenStarr · May 04, 2016, 10:34:00 AM

Why don't you just ask him to leave the bottle? (then make a REALLY LARGE drink

)

Merlin the Elder · May 05, 2016, 05:45:00 AM

Would you pass me a straw please?

The Rabbi · May 05, 2016, 07:00:58 AM

Would that be a large straw or a small straw?

Jack Daw at Work · May 05, 2016, 12:23:38 PM

For me can it be the last straw!?

Merlin the Elder · May 05, 2016, 12:45:47 PM

Are you not thirsty?

Butch · May 05, 2016, 02:25:10 PM

Don't cows and horses eat straw?

Merlin the Elder · May 06, 2016, 05:11:56 AM

If they eat their straw, how do they drink their milkshakes?

The Rabbi · May 07, 2016, 12:50:56 PM

For the cows would it not be with udder satisfaction?

RenStarr · May 07, 2016, 01:24:39 PM

A cow drinking a milkshake, wouldn't that be considered recycling?

The Rabbi · May 07, 2016, 02:30:18 PM

Have you ever seen a cycling cow?

Jack Daw at Work · May 09, 2016, 06:40:36 AM

Wouldn't a cycling cow be making butter and cheese at the same time?

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