Share your Faire

[Lord Finger]

My observations from Sterling last weekend:

- Dustis may be a witch - she has chameleon eyes and is capable of odd contortions - if I see her near the dunk pond I'm going to see if she floats.
- PhotoMike has telephoto vision.
- Oysters are strange. 1/2 clam and 1/2 goober, how can something taste so right and feel so wrong?
- If there's no one in line, 5 people will manage to get there before you do.
- 1 falling glob of sauce will hit 4 pieces of garb on the way down. If you don't have 4 pieces of garb, it will hit someone else.
- Tammy was there in person, but it wouldn't have mattered (you kinda had to be there for this one).
- I'm a garbaholic.
- Sossity - LOL - I am warped forever (decorum does not permit a description of events).

[Dustis]

But...but...I can't swim. How deep is the dunke pond anyway? Are there fishies in there for catching? The Yacken!

[Lord Finger]

You're not supposed to swim, it's against the rules of the experiment. Deeper than you are tall. Yes, there are fishies, and probably turtles too. Yacken? Sounds like witch talk to me...

[Dustis]

The experiment has rules? That's silly. The Yacken is the angry beast of the shire that squashes nipperkins...or eats them. Nigel spoke of it alot last year aswell as Ginny Greenteeth.

[Tazworth]

Oh yes there is indeed a resident snapping turtle in there. We see him often watching from just below the surface. We have seen numerous serpents in there as well. And of course many many many golden fishes.

[photomike]

- Sossity - LOL - I am warped forever (decorum does not permit a description of events).

Yes, Sossity has that effect on many!