Courtly Matters

[Queen Bonnie]

 You might be right! I am not a very good surfer! HELP!!!  Queen over board! SPLASH!!!!

[Dustin]

::Dustin jumps into the water, swims out to the Queen, fights off a shark (stabbed it in the eye with a dagger), helps the Queen back on her board, and guides her back to shore for a nice frozen margarita to soothe her nerves::

[Queen Bonnie]

 Grammercy Dustin! Yikes! I did not see that shark! You can be the Royal Lifeguard!!!   Can we make the margarita into a iced single malt Scotch?*** POOF****! Much better for jangled nerves! Bottoms up!
   I see the rest of the Royal Court is doing much better than I did at surfing! Those Sandwenches are the best!!!!

[fluffy tail]

Thanks Dustin on saving our Queen Bonnie from those sharks.

Don't worry about the surfing my Queen. I suck at the skate board. Little red wagons no problem. Must be a balance thing.  Then again maybe a little something to drink before may help?

[Queen Bonnie]

 I have wonderful balance from years of ballet- but I guess I need a surfer dude to teach me how to stay on a board ?  You can't hang ten on pointe! LOL! I am happy to hold down the Royal Beach blanket and drink Bahama Mamas!  * Another please?*

[Lady Renee Buchanan]

Queen Bonnie, you need to watch out for Moondoggie.  He's a great surfing teacher.  He gives private lessons, too!

[Queen Bonnie]

 HMMM, Moondoggie? Private lessons!  I might give him a try!LOL!

[Lady Renee Buchanan]

Don't forget, the instructor must put his arms around you from behind to show you the proper way to paddle.  And if you have any sense in your head, you just don't get it the first time....the second time.....the third time.... the fourth -- you get my drift!

[Blue66669]

*Comes down to the beach in a big hat and 50's style swimsuit*

Any room here for an Empress???

*drops her bag and waits for her servants to set up her beach cabana, sipping a mudslide to pass the time*

[Queen Bonnie]

 Always room for you, Blue! Join the fun! I am off for my surf lesson! Thanks for the pointers Renee! LOL!

[Lady Amy of York]

Don't forget, the instructor must put his arms around you from behind to show you the proper way to paddle.  And if you have any sense in your head, you just don't get it the first time....the second time.....the third time.... the fourth -- you get my drift!

LOL..makes a note  to sign  up  for  surfing lessons !

[Welsh Wench]

OMG Blue, I can just picture that!
I love it!

*must remember the 25 minute rule. No tan lines ever!*

Well, maybe a couple.....

[Blue66669]

WW, there's nothing better than a day in the sun, and you silly Sandwenches make it even more AWESOME!!!

[festmum]

The Island Ette slowly approaches on the back of a humpback whale.


"Sorry I'm late, your majesty, but it is humpback whale season here in the islands and I've been kept quite busy watching them.  I've brought some more frozen mudslides for everyone!  The surf has been quite ready for you here.  When your ready for some bigger waves just let me know, my whale here will be more than willing to create some for you!"

Wenchie, Athena, I see we have a new sandwench in our mist.  Congratulations Lady Renee!  Welcome to our sandbox!

Blue, so good to see you soaking in some sun, too!

[Queen Bonnie]

 BIG HUGS Festmum!  Glad you and your whales can join our beach party! I love the sand and the surf!  Methinks we need steel drum music and a few shrimp on the barbie!