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[lilaney]

I see your strategic needle placement and raise you a Swedish Massage

[BLAKDUKE]

I'll see your Nordic hands on therapy treatment and raise you a well built Scandanavian blonde walking all over your back in bare feet.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see your resulting major series of corrective orthopedic surgeries and raise you an aggressive, therapeutic exercise program.

[Grov]

I'll see your boot camp and raise you Seal Training.

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see your hardcore school for elite liquid military forces and raise you the Lakota Sun Dance.

[Dayna]

I see your deeply meaningful ritualized movements, and raise you The Boogaloo

[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see your dance featured on the hit teen TV series, "Hullaballoo" and raise (?) you "Solid Gold."  (YECH)

[Grov]

I'll see your sexy 80's tv dance show and raise you The Gummi Bears series.

[captmarga]

I'll see your multihued semi ursine shaped look-see and raise you a bag of M&M's.

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see that sweet and salty treat that melts in your mouth, not in your hand, and raise you... Saltwater Taffy.

(not to be confused with a certain Commodore, mind you!)

[lilaney]

I see your State-Fair bought candies and raise you a Ferris Wheel!

[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see your accident-waiting-to-happen and raise you the NYSE.

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see your imminent uncontrolled crash and raise you a drunk driver.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see your drunk tank occupant and raise you the think tanker, Stephen Hawking.

[Grov]

I'll see your brilliant cripple and raise you Dr. Manhattan.