You Know You're a True Rennie if...

[jinx]

... you will accept an unidentified liquid and just drink it without regard for what it might be or how it might taste...


(ok, so this one was stolen from Ulfric... but it's true.  sue me)

I do this quite often, lol. It gets me into trouble sometimes.

hence... the name
LOL

Oh, you have NO idea with that one.

...you laugh remembering your best friends first Everclear experience.

...you've ever been puttering around in your best friends kitchen, wearing a cloak, having her parents come in and say "What are you doing?" and you answer "Makin' Loki!" much to their confusion.

...you've ever had a deep, meaningful conversation outside a port-o-let.  ((Even better:  ...you've had a deep, meaningful conversation with your "little brother" while he holds the door to the port-o-let closed for you.))

[Rani Zemirah]

...you buy a vehicle based almost solely on how much garb and Faire camping gear you can stuff into it, the night before Faire starts!

[Celtic Lady]

While looking at curtains for your new apartment you see them as bodices and gowns instead of curtains.

[anne of oaktower]

...you buy a vehicle based almost solely on how much garb and Faire camping gear you can stuff into it, the night before Faire starts!

That is precisely why I still drive a mini-van 

    - And with the seats removed, I can put an air mattress in there and camp in it, if need be 

[Zaubon]

...you buy a vehicle based almost solely on how much garb and Faire camping gear you can stuff into it, the night before Faire starts!

That is precisely why I still drive a mini-van 

    - And with the seats removed, I can put an air mattress in there and camp in it, if need be 

And why do you think I bought a vehicle that I drive ~5000 miles per year and call it a faire van?

[Woodsman]

You spend the money for your new computer to go to the last weekend of faire.

[Escarlata]

... you've ever had to include your Faire name as an AKA (also known as) on a background check for security clearance.

... you're postal driver thinks that at least four different people live at the house based on the names that get mail (Faire and 'dane)

[VIII]

While looking at curtains for your new apartment you see them as bodices and gowns instead of curtains.

...or you look at a brocade couch or chair and think, "Is that enough for a Doublet, Jerkin, and/or a Great Coat/Cloak?!?"

[Count Adolfo]

...you buy a vehicle based almost solely on how much garb and Faire camping gear you can stuff into it, the night before Faire starts!

I would NEVER do that!
::quickly closing the Truck Trader from the page with Durangos and Dodge Ram trucks with caps::

[Celtic_Fae]

...you buy a vehicle based almost solely on how much garb and Faire camping gear you can stuff into it, the night before Faire starts!

Almost did that this weekend, but I injured my foot and they ended up selling the vehicle before I could get to it.

Also, you know you're a road rennie when you try to balance out the factor of cargo space and miles per gallon until the next fill up!  Some have GREAT space factors but really guzzel up the precious gold that fuel has become! 

[Elizabeth Talbot, Countess of Shrewsbury]

... you will accept an unidentified liquid and just drink it without regard for what it might be or how it might taste...


(ok, so this one was stolen from Ulfric... but it's true.  sue me)

I do this quite often, lol. It gets me into trouble sometimes.

hence... the name
LOL

Perhaps, lol

[Dinobabe]

Why would I buy a vehicle based on gas mileage?!
If it can't haul stuff, tow stuff, and look cool doing it then I don't want it!!!
Here's mine...
INFERNO ORANGE METALLIC BABY!
http://www.gm.ca/gm/english/vehicles/chevrolet/colorado/gallery/gallery/gallery-int/colours

[Count Adolfo]

...you feel you're "late" if you arrive and barely make cannon

...you know at least five Steves    (ok, this one will only make sense to certain people...)

...reading the names in your cell phonebook would make someone think you live in Fantasyland

[Adriana Rose]

ha my brother in law snarfed soda all over the place when he read mine

[Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard]

Your friends call you from yard sales and craft shows to tell you about all the "faire jewelry" and great bodice fabric they see.And I ALWAYS look at fabric like it was meant to be a bodice.lol