Random Quotes

[heavy_hammer]

There is nothing like having a rock in your shoe to make you appreciate the times when you don't.   
     ~Heavy Hammer~

[Welsh Wench]

'From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.'

~~Raymond Chandler

[Michael of Galway]

"I chased a woman for almost two years only to find her tastes were exactly like mine-she was crazy about girls.."

-Groucho Marx

[Anna Iram]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson

[Demetrius]

And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty heart,
Till the Devil whispered behind the leaves "It's pretty, but is it Art?"

-Rudyard Kipling

[Rani Zemirah]

No man is beaten until his hope is annihilated, his confidence gone. As long as a man faces life hopefully, confidently, triumphantly he is not a failure; he is not beaten until he turns his back on life.

~Orison Swett Marden~

[Demetrius]

Nice one, me...

-Einstein

[Welsh Wench]

'I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in
the process.'
~~Vincent Van Gogh

[SirRichardBear]

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

"The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two."
— Dashiell Hammett (The Thin Man)

[maelstrom0370]

~The plural of opinion is not fact~

[Jack Daw at Work]

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
Groucho Marx

[Richard de Graeme]

Quod natura non sunt turpia - What is natural cannot be bad

[Demetrius]

The chief weapon of the sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else could believe, until it was too late, how heartless and greedy they were.

-Kurt Vonnegut

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

"What's life?  Life's easy.  A quirk of matter.  Nature's way of keeping meat fresh." - The 9th Doctor

[SirRichardBear]

 We have fought such a fight for a day and a night
   As may never be fought again!
   We have won great glory, my men!
   And a day less or more
   At sea or ashore,
   We die—does it matter when?
                    —Tennyson.