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The Post that Never Ends...

Started by Hibernian, May 11, 2008, 08:49:21 AM

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Tammy

You've got to love Monty Python!! Did you know that segment by heart...or did ya have to look it up??
My ex hubby could just about quote the movie by heart!
Royal Protector of Raccoons, Mistress of the Poi, Best Friend of Windland/Nim, Guppy, Seamstress for The Feisty Lady.

Rowan MacD

  My favorite is the Sparrow Debate.   Coconuts and Temperate Zones, you know....
What doesn't kill me-had better run.
IWG wench #3139 
19.7% FaireFolk pure-80.3% FaireFolk corrupt

DonaCatalina

What is your favorite color?

Green, no blue!

waaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

heavy_hammer

Brave Sir Robin ran away

I didn't

Bravely ran away, away

No,no

When danger reared it's ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, bravely Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out......

Rowan MacD

#229
Things are tough all over.....  ;D

ROGER:  Are you saying 'nee' to that old woman?
ARTHUR:  Um, yes.
ROGER:  Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `nee'
      at will to old ladies.  There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing
      is sacred.  Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under
      considerable economic stress at this period in history.
  ARTHUR:  Did you say `shrubberies'?
  ROGER:  Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber.  My name
      is Roger the Shrubber.  I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
What doesn't kill me-had better run.
IWG wench #3139 
19.7% FaireFolk pure-80.3% FaireFolk corrupt

Jack Daw at Work

Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

heavy_hammer

One day, lad, this will all be yours.

What- the curtains?

DonaCatalina

Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Jack Daw at Work

Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

DonaCatalina

Who apparently are off recuperating from Halloween.
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Hibernian

And the rain, rain ,rain came down, down, down....
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!"

Rowan MacD

   Holy Grail credits, moose sequence:

.....Including the majestic møøse

  A Møøse once bit my sister ...

  No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse
  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
  her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
  star of many Norwegian møvies:  "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
  Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
  Nordfink".

Abruptly ends....

  -We apologise for the fault in the
  subtitles.  Those responsible have been
  sacked-

Who has the next one!


What doesn't kill me-had better run.
IWG wench #3139 
19.7% FaireFolk pure-80.3% FaireFolk corrupt

Welsh Wench

*raises hand*
Me! Me! I do! I do!
*ahem*

Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared
      to yours.  We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between
      sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to
      protect us!  Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing,
      making exciting underwear....  We are just not used to handsome knights.
      Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here.  Oh, but you are wounded!

And that is how Victoria got her secret catalogue!
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

arbcoind


arbcoind