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Mclotofus *Plus1* Top Ten Things learned When Camping!

Started by Plus1, December 01, 2009, 09:57:59 AM

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Plus1

Ten Things *Plus1* Learned when Camping!!


1.   Never call the person flogging you a wuss!!
2.   When getting flogged make sure there is no cameras around!!
3.   Never give Plus1 chocolate covered strawberry Loki and expect it back!!
4.   Never flash Plus1 expecting a camera not to be present!!
5.   When given a shot, just drink it don't ask what it is!! 
6.   Don't think I won't stare if you expose yourself and are a woman!! :o
7.   Don't think I won't point and laugh if you expose yourself and are a man!! :D
8.   There is something hypnotic about the sound of 40 generators and a drum beat!!
9.   2 bottles of Loki, 1 bottle of sake and a bottle of rum make for a good nap!!
10.   What Happens In the Tent STAYS in the Tent!!

LadyShadow

May the stars always shine upon you and yours.

Royal Order of Landsharks Guppy # 98 :)

Mouse

I think I learned to not just visit McLotofus, but STAY with McLotofus...oh, and hang out with Plus1.
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie

"MOUSE,n. "Animalistic man-child which strews it's path with fainting woman"....less so these days :)

Plus1

I have been camping for a looooooong time at TRF and I have been truly having a blast these last 2 years at the Mclotofus camp.  So I would always tell people to come camp with Mclotofus because you never know what is gonna happen.

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Breandan

Quote from: Plus1 on December 01, 2009, 09:57:59 AM
10.   What Happens In the Tent STAYS in the Tent!!

Unless you're Fraser, in which case the snoring will escape the tent and be heard six counties away ;D
Author, bladesmith, and fuzzy teddybear.

"I've fought my wars and drank my mead in this life, the afterlife for me will be one endless renaissance festival with an old-school tabletop game store the size of a Costco next door ;D " - me

Edge

Is that what woke me up over the generators down in row 12?
"When the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away."

Blue66669

Quote from: Plus1 on December 01, 2009, 10:46:59 AM
I have been camping for a looooooong time at TRF and I have been truly having a blast these last 2 years at the Mclotofus camp.  So I would always tell people to come camp with Mclotofus because you never know what is gonna happen.

Ok, I'm beating myself in the head trying to figure out who this "Plus1" is....
Blaidd Drwg

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

Quote from: Breandan on December 01, 2009, 11:24:35 AM
Quote from: Plus1 on December 01, 2009, 09:57:59 AM
10.   What Happens In the Tent STAYS in the Tent!!

Unless you're Fraser, in which case the snoring will escape the tent and be heard six counties away ;D

Why, thank you, brother.  Only when i drink and am pissed off... other than that, i'm quietier than Mouse.
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Rani Zemirah

Quote from: Fraser of Lovatt on December 01, 2009, 12:39:43 PM
Quote from: Breandan on December 01, 2009, 11:24:35 AM
Quote from: Plus1 on December 01, 2009, 09:57:59 AM
10.   What Happens In the Tent STAYS in the Tent!!

Unless you're Fraser, in which case the snoring will escape the tent and be heard six counties away ;D

Why, thank you, brother.  Only when i drink and am pissed off... other than that, i'm quietier than Mouse.

Now Fraser... what on  earth would you have had to be pissed off about?!?  :o  (and I'm fascinated to know why it would affect your snoring...)  And a drunken Fraser...  damn, sounds like I missed more than just Thanksgiving dinner last weekend...  :'( 

Ummm... and a quiet Mouse?!?  Somehow that just does not compute...  :P  :D
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

eldatari

Quote from: blue66669 on December 01, 2009, 12:35:46 PM
Quote from: Plus1 on December 01, 2009, 10:46:59 AM
I have been camping for a looooooong time at TRF and I have been truly having a blast these last 2 years at the Mclotofus camp.  So I would always tell people to come camp with Mclotofus because you never know what is gonna happen.

Ok, I'm beating myself in the head trying to figure out who this "Plus1" is....

"Plus 1" is my hubby!  Last year Lady Jessica and a few others got to calling him that.  Because that is how I introduced him and also because I never could get him on the forums.

Edge

Quote from: Rani Zemirah on December 01, 2009, 01:12:48 PM

Ummm... and a quiet Mouse?!?  Somehow that just does not compute...  :P  :D


No it doesn't I've not been on the boards longer than a few days and just meet a few of McLot over the final weekend but, I have known Mouse for over a decade and he can be described in many ways but, quite is not one of them. The nickname comes more form his stature and the constant squeaking.  :P
"When the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away."

Mouse

I am not THAT loud! "Judge me by my size you do?" *squeak*
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie

"MOUSE,n. "Animalistic man-child which strews it's path with fainting woman"....less so these days :)

LadyElizabeth

OK, seriously, what night were you at McLotofus cause it definitely isn't Sat night you're talking about.  I was there from 8:30 or so until close to 2...  and none of the above happened!!  There was good music, a few belly dancers, lots of people coming and going all night long, good ribs, and a nice fire.  It was a good night, but not some insane sort of flashing craziness!!

... but of course flogging is a big part of pretty much any part of TRF camping experience, especially for the virgins!!!
Queen Elizabeth the 1st
Champagne the Bubbly
Bubbles the Fairy
Frost the Arctic Barbarian
Red the pirate

Edge

None the less.  Belly Dancers, ribs, fire, flogging.   I should have listened to Valt's advice and stayed around a few moment longer Saturday night.  Atlas, one of our newbies wanted to do more of the actual walking part of a walkabout as it was their first full night in camp. That what I get for listening to cute blondes.... got to learn to stick with redheads.
"When the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away."