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How to Hug a Baby...

Started by The Amadan, June 20, 2008, 07:45:37 PM

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The Amadan

June 20, 2008, 07:45:37 PM
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First... uh... find a baby:


2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques:


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process:


4. The 'paw slide':
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up:


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality
The Amadan
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Tygrkat

#1
June 20, 2008, 07:54:27 PM
Too Cute! I can actually feel the snuggliness !   :D
50% Endora, 50% Aunt Clara.

Arsinoe Selene

#2
June 20, 2008, 08:22:40 PM
Awww!

I want me some doggie lovin'!

*off to snuggle the doggie a bit, but not too much, he can be a pain in the arse sometimes*

gypsylakat

#3
June 20, 2008, 08:33:24 PM
awwww i wants one! lol We had a lady at work today who breeds mastiffs and we were discussing gas prices, and my thought was, Mastif's? hook one or two of those baby's to a goat cart and ur good to go! dogfoods cheaper than gas!
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The Amadan

#4
June 20, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
We love our Mastiff... he's a big, BIG baby... real "daddy's boy".
The Amadan
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Yrose

#5
June 21, 2008, 08:38:12 AM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on June 20, 2008, 08:57:05 PM
Hey! Am I the only one whose maternal instincts are kicking in?

I WANT THAT BABY!  ;D
Well, I might consider the baby for a grandchild, at least in a few years. But I just got mine most of the way grown and truly enjoying the freedom of it!
Don't forget to smell the roses, but watch out for the thorns!

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#6
June 21, 2008, 11:38:15 AM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on June 20, 2008, 08:57:05 PM
Hey! Am I the only one whose maternal instincts are kicking in?

I WANT THAT BABY!  ;D

LOL.. I was feeling  the   same way   Welsh Wench    !  Must be something in the water  as  they say !    Just remember  morning  sickness,  labor  pains, diapers, five  o clock feedings...LOL  !    Hmmm...I still want one !  Anyone  want to be a  surrogate  mom ?  LOL  !
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Marietta Graziella

#7
June 22, 2008, 09:26:14 AM
Great pictures but I'm good with not having either one of those at my house right now!  lol
Nothing clever to say here.  Not enough caffine yet.

Kiss-me-Kate

#8
June 22, 2008, 11:40:50 AM
I am with MG. 
That baby ship has sailed far, far away, and well, my house is barely big enough for my scottie. 

Cute pictures though!!

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Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard

#9
June 22, 2008, 03:16:59 PM
 :D I can't stand it- those pix are sooooo darn cute!
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Noble Dreg

#10
June 22, 2008, 07:49:54 PM
Yes, cute, very cute!

They both poop you know...
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Tipsy Gypsy

#11
June 22, 2008, 08:45:13 PM
Quote from: Noble Dreg on June 22, 2008, 07:49:54 PM
Yes, cute, very cute!

They both poop you know...

But dogs are easier to housetrain!

Y'all can have the slobbery, poopy baby, and I'll take the slobbery, poopy dog... deal?
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