What do you want to do before you die?

[DeadBishop]

Find the secret to immortality...

...i.e., live long enough to see the Cubs win the World Series.

Wait, that's the secret of improbability, not immortality...

[irish]

Hmmmmmmmmm....
Visit Ireland.....see some relatives.
Go to Egypt and meet Dr. Awass, Egyptologist, in Cairo.
Make sure the younger generation in my family, have great educations and are very happy, in their lives.
irish

[Lady Christina de Pond]

Find the secret to immortality...

dude i thought everyone knew the secret to immortality is to be published they may not always remember who you were but your name will never vanish (unless someone burns all your books then your just up the creek without a paddle)

[Demetrius]

Find the secret to immortality...

...i.e., live long enough to see the Cubs win the World Series.

Wait, that's the secret of improbability, not immortality...

That is hysterically funny- and well said!   

[dfloyd888]

Find the secret to immortality...

I misread that as "Find the secret to immorality".

[dbaldock]

Find the secret to immortality...

I misread that as "Find the secret to immorality".

Check around, there are probably some Rennies who know that secret.      

[Lady Christina de Pond]

i would say there are more than a few

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Ok, be honest, how many out there felt guilty, even for a moment....?

<crickets>

You either?    COOL!!  

[Molden]

Make good on me threat t' give an unattended child an espresso and a puppy...then be able to watch th' parentses deal wi' th' aftermath. 

[angusmacinnes]

I like that one Molden. 

[Capt Spleen]

Just Live.... until I die.

[dfloyd888]

Make good on me threat t' give an unattended child an espresso and a puppy...then be able to watch th' parentses deal wi' th' aftermath. 

Hmm, wonder if the wee ones like chocolate covered coffee beans.

[Ambrosine]

Make good on me threat t' give an unattended child an espresso and a puppy...then be able to watch th' parentses deal wi' th' aftermath. 

Next time your at BARF you can try to give the espresso to Aidan I give you full permission. I think he will just spit it out to tell the truth. With the puppy can you just be sure to make a cute one and one that gets big? No small dogs allowed in my house!

[Welsh Wench]

I want to be Layla.

[Becky10]

Tomorrow I'll be checking off an item from my list when I audition for a play. Wish me luck! If I do well i can check off another one (be in a play).