Let The Countdown Begin!

[Sir Martin]

Qui? What is wenching and rouging? The words give me a general idea, but knowing Mistress Mouse for so long I have come to a complete and absolute conclusion: I am always wrong. So your definition if you please.

My guess is your fiance will either faint ... or love it.   Or both.   

[Mouse]

Who knows...though me thinks if not at Scarby, this needs to be explored at TRF this year...Okay. Do I need to bring the marmalade?

[FaeHollow]

Oh Mouse... I have taken him 2 years in a row as a patron and he visited me this year... he hates it. He thinks its a culture that I don't fit into... you see we know someone who cheated on her husband with someone from faire... and he assumes that faire promotes sexual promiscuity... in reality... that girl was just looking for a chance to cheat... it could have happened anywhere. I am a very conservative girl who does all of this because I love the environment, regardless of how tainted it may be to him because of a bad incident. The husband that was cheated on happens to be his brother so it hit kind of close to home. I don't know if we will ever get him back to faire. It really isn't his cup of tea. You really have to love it... and he never really did... even before the incident. I hate to say that faire could break us up one day... but I care about it a lot... and he would love to see me not participate... I dunno... we shall see!

[Mouse]

One would think that faire could promote promiscuity but honestly I only see ithappen to the ones that were themselves promiscuous to begin with *Don't judge me!*...For the most part the people I know, and I am not conservative at all, are very low key. They have FUN, but they don't do anything that they will regret in the morning..other than the hang over. The faire people I know are even more so...though they have the partying down to an exact science me thinks. I do know a few playtrons who adhere to what happens at ren faire...(goes on youtube.) Not really, but one day *look for my youtube premiere debut coming soon* I guess it's the experiences that are laid out for you, but I can't really fathom any person judging a culture based on a cross-section as limited as that...If I were to do that, I would of written of faire a long time ago as anything but another reason to dress up just to dress down later that night. *Well we do, but we do in a non-Bacchanalian way* I met the people that made faire what it was and was lucky enough to have friends that were so in love with faire they kept me from going down that path....Best of luck to you Fae. Can't wait for the day you and he move into your sidhe once he comes around.

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

I really dislike people that have a closed mind... it limits them in so many ways.  All the chances to grow and experience new things are missed and then the stagnation sets in.  Just because of one episode, all the doors of the mind slammed close.

That's all i have to say on the matter. 

[Mouse]

Tis okay. It shall sort itself out in a way that works for both parties I am sure. For now, let us touch on something far more light and endearing to us all: WHAT IS ROUGING AND WENCHING ALREADY?! People leaving me out to dry here you know....

[Breandan]

ever seen piranha descend on a water buffalo in a river? Imagine you are the buffalo, now give the piranha boobs and lipstick, now turn the bites into kisses (well, most of them anyway, some wenches... nevermind ), and you have a good picture

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Exactly!  It's a SURPRISE!  

[KiltedPrivateer]

Congrats Sir Mouse on the engagement.  May every day of your future together be exponentially better than the day before it (Or your liquor cabinet stocked to make up the difference)  (o:

[Mouse]

Breandan, thank you for that revelation...Fraser, trust me. The reveal does not ruin the surprise...sometimes magic is still as magical, unless your David Blane....then it just gets ridiculous. MIND FREAK! *I dislike him as well.* Thank you Kilted. I must by your camp this time for sure as I wasn't able to last year. I need to thank you for that sage-like advice. But its okay, my fiancee always has a bottle of Private Stock rum somewhere in the house...I guess she got wise to that before I did.

[Sir Martin]

Mouse - I've got a couple pictures I could post of a world-class wenching, but I'm not sure I want to ruin the surprise for you.   

[Mouse]

Oh no..by all means, do.

[Breandan]

what surprise? I'm serious, having a hard time getting the fake boobs to stick to the piranha...

[Mouse]

I believe Breandan you just gave me a new crafts project

[Sir Martin]

Ack ... sounds like something out of the Slayer's Haunted House at TRF.