Proposal at Ren Faire.

[Mouse]

You know alot of everyones..how high is your tolerance for alcoholic nectar?

[Rapier Half-Wit]

You know alot of everyones..how high is your tolerance for alcoholic nectar?

I'm good for up to 6 beers (Bass Ale, the real stuff, not the American imitation) with 3 shots of JD, OR  3  24oz Jack & Coke (mixed 1/3 Jack) and then i'm down for the count.

[Rani Zemirah]

Geez... remind me not to leave the Jack sittin' around... 

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Yeah, me and Jack are good buddy's. Noone can say to me "You don't know Jack", because I do.

[Rani Zemirah]

Uhhhh, yeah...  Intimately, it would appear!   

[Rapier Half-Wit]

You say that like it's a bad thing. I'm half German, quarter Irish, quart of Scotch and a fifth of whiskey. I was bred for this. 

[Rani Zemirah]

Are you sure you weren't... distilled for this? 

[Rapier Half-Wit]

LMAO love it!

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Here Mousie, Mousie, Mousie

Anyone seen Mouse?

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[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Why would our little friend hide from us?  RAPIER!  What did you do to him?   

[Rapier Half-Wit]

I warned him about YOUR duct tape fetish.  

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

YOU were the one who wanted to shrink wrap him to a tree, naked, and cover him in honey.  I was the one that was going to get the bucket full of fire ants....

[Rapier Half-Wit]

oh GREAT!! Ruin the surprise why don't you!?!?! dangnubbit Fraser! Now we'll have to start all over again.

[Rani Zemirah]

Ummm... have either of you ever tried to CARRY a bucket full of fire ants?!?  Yeah... I thought not. 


Why am I suddenly picturing Who's On First with Abbott and Costello...?

[Rapier Half-Wit]

"Who's on first", isn't that a rum drink? I've got a Tequila drink called "Panties on the floor".