Let The Countdown Begin!

[Mouse]

Ol' Captain Tight Pant.

[Rani Zemirah]

I noticed a distinct preference (at least for me) for the scenes where he wasn't wearing those particular pants...    heheh  I'll refrain from mentioning again exactly what he was wearing...

[Mouse]

But..it's the ShingDig..the thing which inspired the Brown Coats Ball in Austin (which I must attend one of these years...maybe I will wear ruffles. Now, who do I need to challenge to get a drink in this place?!) I will need someone on my arm as it wouldn't be fitting to go to such a gala without...Companionship. HA! Excuse while I take the opportunity to be the only one to laugh at my joke..lord I need me some faire.

[Rani Zemirah]

Ummmm... Mouse.. I do sincerely hope you are not going to ask you intended to be your... Companion... to this particular, ummm... ShinDig!!! 

(or, I at least hope she's NOT a fan, and has no clue what that role... entails)   

[Mouse]

As I recall in the ShingDig, Douchey McDoucherson asked Inara to stay on the planet as his personal companion...Who's to say my intended to do the same. Notice in this case, companion isn't capitalized... But she does love Inara, more in her capacity to make Mal tilt when he should withdraw.

[Blue66669]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I think I'd make a good Companion.

[Rapier Half-Wit]

You don't EVEN want to know where THAT train derailed in my mind. 

[Mouse]

Episode 2, The Train Job.

[angusmacinnes]

You can be my companion anytime lass.  

[Rani Zemirah]

You don't EVEN want to know where THAT train derailed in my mind. 

Was there flogging involved, by any chance?  Yeah... I thought so.    heheh

[Rapier Half-Wit]

You don't EVEN want to know where THAT train derailed in my mind. 

Was there flogging involved, by any chance?  Yeah... I thought so.    heheh

Ok, everyone here know's that I censored myself, so you asked for this...

Do you think you would make a good companion because you are your own best customer?

[Rani Zemirah]

Wait... you're quoting the wrong person here!!!  That should totally be aimed in some other direction!!!      LOLOL

[Breandan]

ah, Rennie banter... always refreshing to have it make ME of all people feel like a sheltered innocent choirboy by comparison

[Blue66669]

Nope, I am most DEFINITELY not my own best customer LOL!

[Dracconia]

ah, Rennie banter... always refreshing to have it make ME of all people feel like a sheltered innocent choirboy by comparison

You?! Innocent?! Sheltered?! Choirboy?! Nope I don't believe it.....someone hacked his account...had to...that COULDN'T be B talking