Funniest Memory from Last Season

[Jinglebum]

I recall the guy who wondered into our camp - He was in love with Everybody.  Hmm, wonder what he was on.  He was brushed off by three of our women before I showed up and escorted him to the drum circle where I deposited him.  He was the subject of many jokes that night.

Aren't those always the... most interesting though? Haha
We had a guy stumble across our camp at about 7am one time. He had mardi gras beads and glowsticks all around his neck, and didn't seem to be too aware of his surroundings. We'll say he was... "drunk". Anyways, here we are, eating our breakfast/garbing up/etc., when this kid just wanders over mumbling something about a resin joint, and do we got the resin joint 'cause he wants to smoke a resin joint. Do we know about the resin joint?!
After about ten minutes of us trying to convince him we didn't have a resin joint, he wandered off towards the woods somewhere. A neighboring camp told us later that the same kid showed up at their camp trying to smoke a glow stick.

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Only at faire. XD

[KiltedPrivateer]

... Because every time anybody asked my friends where I was, they'd say Circa Paleo! 

Oh those Jenny Fan boys...

[Shandi]

For those that work there, after hours there is a swing dance thing on one of the stages. I went on "Prom" night which was a 80's music night. A guy went up on the balcony and was lip singing and everyone on the stage was cheering. I was watching from the benches. A young lady shimmied out of her panties and tossed them at the guy, well she slingshot them up to him, he dodged them and they fell to the stage where everyone lept away from them and laughed, so imagine a huge circle of people and these panties in the middle. The young lady went up picked them up and put them back on! ....
I still shake my head at that one.

[Jinglebum]

For those that work there, after hours there is a swing dance thing on one of the stages. I went on "Prom" night which was a 80's music night. A guy went up on the balcony and was lip singing and everyone on the stage was cheering. I was watching from the benches. A young lady shimmied out of her panties and tossed them at the guy, well she slingshot them up to him, he dodged them and they fell to the stage where everyone lept away from them and laughed, so imagine a huge circle of people and these panties in the middle. The young lady went up picked them up and put them back on! ....
I still shake my head at that one.

Ahahaha I remember that night! I think my favorite one last season was nineties homecoming though. I wonder if they'll still be doing swing dancing this year since Shelby and Vinnie won't be back.

[mpullen]

For those that work there, after hours there is a swing dance thing on one of the stages. I went on "Prom" night which was a 80's music night. A guy went up on the balcony and was lip singing and everyone on the stage was cheering. I was watching from the benches. A young lady shimmied out of her panties and tossed them at the guy, well she slingshot them up to him, he dodged them and they fell to the stage where everyone lept away from them and laughed, so imagine a huge circle of people and these panties in the middle. The young lady went up picked them up and put them back on! ....
I still shake my head at that one.

<sigh> Would love to be a participant/vendor, but being a rennie just too much fun. I party at TRF and work my weed puller off at SWFF. Some day after I retire from the mundane world.

[Rani Zemirah]

Last season, Monday morning of AHE weekend, as everyone was packing up to leave... I had the urge to visit the privy during the course of my labors (not that I usually share that info, but it's relevant), so I wandered over and just opened the first one I came to.  Well, across the road from us was the few remaining bits of Camp Chaos... who's theme for the event had something to do with bloody severed (mannequin) heads on pikes.  Guess what was the first thing I saw when I opened the door of the privy...?  Yep... it was a bloody severed head sitting atop the weekends "leavings", right there, almost level with the seat... 

I thought I was going to break a rib from laughing so hard, and I'm sure everyone in Camp Procrastination, and anyone else who saw me, though I'd just gone absolutely mad, to be laughing so hysterically... at the PRIVY!!!   

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Nah... we're pretty sure you are nuts!  Lol! 

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Nah... we're pretty sure you are nuts!  Lol! 

It helps too, doesn't it Fraser.

[Rani Zemirah]

Nah... we're pretty sure you are nuts!  Lol! 

It helps too, doesn't it Fraser.

Yeah, but I don't think any of the folks who noticed my convulsive laughter were actually acquainted with me, or my own particular brand of madness, so they were probably a bit nonplussed to see me backing out of the thing laughing helplessly and pointing, because that's all I had the breath for! 

[Mouse]

Nah... we're pretty sure you are nuts!  Lol! 

It helps too, doesn't it Fraser.

Yeah, but I don't think any of the folks who noticed my convulsive laughter were actually acquainted with me, or my own particular brand of madness, so they were probably a bit nonplussed to see me backing out of the thing laughing helplessly and pointing, because that's all I had the breath for! 

All because someone went to use the head?

[Rani Zemirah]

Nah... we're pretty sure you are nuts!  Lol! 

It helps too, doesn't it Fraser.

Yeah, but I don't think any of the folks who noticed my convulsive laughter were actually acquainted with me, or my own particular brand of madness, so they were probably a bit nonplussed to see me backing out of the thing laughing helplessly and pointing, because that's all I had the breath for! 

All because someone went to use the head?

  (groan...)  And the booby prize for most painful pun goes to... 

[Mouse]

Nah... we're pretty sure you are nuts!  Lol! 

It helps too, doesn't it Fraser.

Yeah, but I don't think any of the folks who noticed my convulsive laughter were actually acquainted with me, or my own particular brand of madness, so they were probably a bit nonplussed to see me backing out of the thing laughing helplessly and pointing, because that's all I had the breath for! 

All because someone went to use the head?

  (groan...)  And the booby prize for most painful pun goes to... 

I'll take my booby prize in a cup please..any sized cup will do.

[Rani Zemirah]

Just so long as it doesn't have to be "poured" in, right?    

[Mouse]

Just so long as it doesn't have to be "poured" in, right?    

*shudder* Why do flapjacks suddenly come to mind?

[Rani Zemirah]

 

Ok, really... we can't hijack EVERY thread in the TX forums... someone is bound to notice at some point!   

(besides... eeeewwww!!!)