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[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see your person who makes a living taking pictures of bikini-clad women and I'll raise you my next job!

[Dominic_Deegan]

I see your appreciation of the human form and raise you a sculptor.

[Carl]

I'll see your Henry Moore and raise you a sharp object

[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see your generic murder weapon and raise you a blunt instrument.

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see your Neanderthal's club and raise you a spiked mace...

[Dayna]

I see your "dent" al weapon and raise you a dental dam

[Dominic_Deegan]

I see your mouth piece and raise you a district attorney.

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see your prosecuting persecutor and raise you the Spanish Inquisition.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see your terse question-and-answer session and raise you a job interview at my employer's.

[Grov]

I'll see your career based grilling and raise you a crazy ex stalking your posts.

[Jay Byrd]

I'll see your Wicked witch of the East and raise you an Ale.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see your malted barley drink and raise you a single-malt scotch!

(Glad to see the revival of this thread!)

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see your dignified adult indulgence and raise you a Highland Fling!

[Anna Iram]

I'll see your Scottish Victory Dance and raise you The Safety Dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

[Dance_Dance]

I see your popculture reference to a days long past and raise you Back to the Future III!

(hehehe, can't believe this thread is still going!  This is awesome!)