Re: Continue the thread

[DonaCatalina]

Before you sing loudly, you might ask yourself if you can stay in key.

[Jack Daw at Work]

Key locks are not typically used at the gym.

[LadyFae]

Gym shorts used to be extremely short but I've noticed that now they are almost long enough to be called pants!

[Bob of the Lake]

Pants that are too short might also be called gym shorts!

[Jade]

 Shorts that are to short might be called panties.

[Jack Daw at Work]

Panties are in Great Britain referred to as knickers.

[Rowan MacD]

 Knickers get dirty.

[Jade]

 dirty  knickers  sometimes  sell  better then  clean.

[LadyFae]

Clean knickers should be worn lest you get into an accident.

[Jack Daw at Work]

Accident-prone panty wearers should be careful, regardless of status of their panties.

[Merlin the Elder]

Panties is such a strange word. Why is it a "pair of panties" when it is only one panty?

[LadyFae]

Panty parties are a stereotypical part of sororities.

[Merlin the Elder]

Sororities should have proper manners and send my invitations post haste.

[Bob of the Lake]

Haste is often the reason for having to do things twice.

[Hoowil]

Twice measured tends to lead to cutting once.