Random Quotes

[Storm]

"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly."

~ Robert F. Kennedy

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

"We write frankly and fearlessly, but then we 'modify' before we print."

~ Samuel L. Clemens

[Tom]

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. - Henry David Thoreau

[PurpleDragon]

"The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands."

~Mark Twain

[Molden]

*from King of the Hill:

Dale: Knock! Knock!

Bill: Who's there?

Dale: Sweet Revenge!!!

[Tom]

I see your King of the Hill and raise you a Simpson's:

Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems. - Homer Simpson

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

"If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times."

~ Mark Twain

[Tom]

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - T.S. Eliot

[Demetrius]

When you talk all the time, you are bound to eventually say everything.

-Carla to Cliff on Cheers  2/26/03

[Welsh Wench]

For the record, we never broke up. We just took a fourteen year vacation.
~~Glenn Frey, Eagles, 1994

[maelstrom0370]

Minimum wage is you boss' way of saying "I'd pay you less if I could!"

[Demetrius]

To lie is not only to say what isn't true. It is also and above all, to say more than is true, and, as far as the human heart is concerned, to express more than one feels. This is what we all do, everyday, to simplify life.

                                    -Albert Camus

[Arsinoe Selene]

That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable.
- dispair.com

[Tom]

I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axlerod

[BubbleWright]

"I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him."
.............................................. Booker T. Washington