Random Quotes

[JimsDana]

Some contemptuous scoundrel has stolen the cork out of my lunch!
W.C. Fields
 

[renren]

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

[Tom]

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher and that is a good thing for any man. - Socrates

I drank what? - Attributed to Socrates (Thank you Real Genius)

[Tom]

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas. - Emo Philips

[Lady Christina de Pond]

this one if from a friend who's fiance well tomorrow they will be husband and wife but this is something he wrote on another friends page and i loved it. He's from Africa that's what makes it funny he's not really a serious person.

ANGER!!!! It frowns at you...be very afraid...it's from AFRICA

[Demetrius]

Never teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.  -Anon.

[Tom]

The singing pig quote is Robert Heinlein, another good Heinlein quote is:

"But goodness alone is never enough. A hard cold wisdom is required, too, for goodness to accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom invariably accomplishes evil."

[renren]

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt

[Welsh Wench]

Boredom is rage spread thin.
~~Paul Tillich

[Demetrius]

The singing pig quote is Robert Heinlein, another good Heinlein quote is:

"But goodness alone is never enough. A hard cold wisdom is required, too, for goodness to accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom invariably accomplishes evil."

OOh, thanks!

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
-Martin Luther King, Jr..

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

   ~ Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)


Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

   ~ Robert Louis Stevenson (1850 - 1894)

[Demetrius]

Like a dull actor now
I have forgot my part and I am out,
Even to a full disgrace
W.S.    -Coriolanus, V:3

[maelstrom0370]

~The problem with most people is that they suffer from delusions of adequacy~

A friend

[Welsh Wench]

"Bless her heart, she can't help being ugly, but she could've stayed home."
--author unknown

[Rani Zemirah]

"The moon has set, and the Pleiades: it is midnight and time passes, and I sleep alone."
       Sappho