Random Quotes

[Demetrius]

I hear apes howl sadly
In dark mountains.
The blue river
Flows swiftly through night.

-Meng Hau-Ran (Tang Dynasty, 730s)

[Rani Zemirah]

"I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical."

      -Thomas Jefferson

[PurpleDragon]

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too".

~Wicked Witch

[maelstrom0370]

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child and I thought as a child.  When I became a man....Geez, I really missed my toys!"

(Ok...so I paraphrazed a bit) 

[Rani Zemirah]

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child and I thought as a child.  When I became a man....Geez, I really missed my toys!"

(Ok...so I paraphrazed a bit) 

You make me laugh almost every day... thanks!   

[maelstrom0370]

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child and I thought as a child.  When I became a man....Geez, I really missed my toys!"

(Ok...so I paraphrazed a bit) 

You make me laugh almost every day... thanks!   

Awww...gosh! ::digging his toe in the dirt::...thanks! 

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid."

~~ Samuel L. Clemens

[maelstrom0370]

~Sitting there at that moment, I thought of Shakespeare again.
He said, "Hey, life is pretty stupid.  Lots of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much."
Of course I'm paraphrasing.~

Harris K. Telemacher

[Rani Zemirah]

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

    - Eleanor Roosevelt

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

"Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, 'Hang the sense of it,' and keep yourself busy.  I'd much rather be happy than right any day."

~~ Douglas Adams

[Rani Zemirah]

"Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, 'Hang the sense of it,' and keep yourself busy.  I'd much rather be happy than right any day."

~~ Douglas Adams

I once met Douglas Adams at a book signing in Boulder CO, where I gave him a pin that said

"I'm sure you're considered very good looking on your home planet"

He didn't seem very amused. Funny, I really thought he'd like it...

[PurpleDragon]

"We all have our faults. Mine happens to be in California"

~Lex Luther

[maelstrom0370]

An oldy, but a goody....

~God is dead.~
-Nietzsche

~Nietzsche is dead.~
-God

[Demetrius]

All art is propaganda... on the other hand, not all propaganda is art.

-George Orwell

[Whistler Fred]

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
-Super Chicken