Following Orders

[Lady Christina de Pond]

there is a difference between coventing and admiring.
admiring is simply looking and saying hey thats nice
coventing(which i didn't)would be going hey how do i get one of those

now i might go hmmmm haven't seen one in femine form do they have one of them in stock

[Femme Falchion]

this was the best I could find for you Lady De Pond

[Lady Christina de Pond]

that sword is almost as big as she is

[Femme Falchion]

Something is usually way out of proportion in the female representations...I prefer it to be the weapon   

[Femme Falchion]

For Sister Hatchet's astute diagnosis of the event, she is here by awarded the thread's first:

First I'd like to thank the Council for this great honor and demonstration of continued expansiveness.

On behalf of all the brave and indefatigable Warrior Sisters who love and defend themselves and one another, their men, their children¹ and their God, I humbly accept this Vicar of Christ.  I trust that God will reveal to me the time to pass along this commendation to another worthy defender of the faith. *sob, sniffle...too overwhelmed to speak*

1. Also includes beloved animals and familiars

[Monsignor de Beaumanoir]

After further review, we rescind the award SN001 to Sister Hatchet, on the grounds that she does not meet the requirements for a Templar trophy. The reason is "Y". That and the fact of a casual "passing off" of such a renowned recognition.
But not in any way to diminish the recognition for her many accomplishments on this thread, we now award her the following "Boudicca trophy".



SN001 Templar trophy is now put in the thread museum, and SN002 and 003 are awarded to Fra's William and Mikael respectively for the above and beyond approach to this thread.


SN002,003

Sister ASHley, we're working on yours, but in light of your recent "inflamed" suggestions, we're having a hard time choosing the level of recognition....

[Lady Christina de Pond]

Sister ASHley, we're working on yours, but in light of your recent "inflamed" suggestions, we're having a hard time choosing the level of recognition....

I am honored you are ranking me so high you don't know where to rank me

[Femme Falchion]

WHAT   

Sister Hatchet was unavailable for comment after being stripped of the renowned VICAR OF CHRIST award (SN001).  Allegedly celebrating her recent accomplishment in an undisclosed Southern Isle location, her publicist just released the following statement:


"...of course Sister Hatchet is shocked, well, we ALL are quite frankly.  For the Council to make such a fickle and ingenuous show of support and then rescind?  It's unsettling.  Obviously a political move.  And just to clarify, I am certain that Sister Hatchet took this award quite seriously and viewed it as a "thread ritual". A commendation to be thoughtfully bestowed on other defenders of the faith who have demonstrated stroking of the Y ego above and beyond the call of duty. Casual passing off?  Never.  When have you ever seen that woman taking something casually?"

[Monsignor de Beaumanoir]

The Council detects Sister Hatchet's attempt to play the media and turn the event back on the source. Result: epic failure.

The proof stands before us:

ewwwwww nice reward ff

hands off my award Militissa (I hear coveting in your tone) 

Shame on you Sister.

[Femme Falchion]

Weak, Weak, Weak.  Try again.

[Monsignor de Beaumanoir]

We only sought to award the recipient a gift that much more matched her focus and beliefs (hence the weaker....oops...fairer....nope......aahhhhh.... smallest in average stature of the sexes, with her foot authoritatively pressing down upon the throat region of one who apparently is at that very moment somewhat "Y" deficient) and not one that surely represents the finest of the "Y" genetic models. (note the seemingly effortlessly way he stands and radiates "Y"ness in its basic form)

It's like he couldn't help but roll a natural 20 everytime.....

[Femme Falchion]

Rumors and comments you may hear at the tavern that evening.....that may or may not be true....


~What was the Council smoking yesterday when they gave her that award?  I mean, really!
~Boudicca isn't actually stomping on the throat of that warrior, she's getting a foot massage.  Not even holding a sword!
~I bet the Sister plans to authoritatively press down alright!
~The Sister does in fact, get regular bodywork from a licensed massage therapist
~No doubt this is retaliation for the events of a week ago
~I heard she was cautioned by her Lord, "if your gonna play with the big boys....what do you expect?"

[Monsignor de Beaumanoir]

~What was the Council all smoking yesterday when they gave her that award?  I mean, really!

Ritual incense 

~Boudicca isn't actually stomping on the throat of that warrior, she's getting a foot massage.  Not even holding a sword!

What's with the 5' pig sticker and 3' serving platter? 

~I bet the Sister plans to authoritatively press down alright!

Really.....please? 

~The Sister does in fact, get regular bodywork from a licensed massage therapist

Financed by........

~No doubt this is retaliation for the events of a week ago

Nope, can't remember that far back....

~I heard she was cautioned by her Lord, "if your gonna play with the big boys....what do you expect?"

Ahhh...the wisdom of the "Y" shines brilliantly through....

[Lady Christina de Pond]

~I heard she was cautioned by her Lord, "if your gonna play with the big boys....what do you expect?"

Ahhh...the wisdom of the "Y" shines brilliantly through....

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yeah wisdom of the knowledge that the big boys play rough but they don't know that we play rougher

[Monsignor de Beaumanoir]

aaaaahhhhhh....yeah.