Song lyric stuck in my head...

[maelstrom0370]

So...
This one has been stuck in my head FOR DAYS!!!!
It's sung to the tune of Carol of the Bells

Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da

I work at Burger King
Making flame-broiled Whoppers
I wear paper hats

Would you like an Apple Pie with that?
Would you like an Apple Pie with that?

Ding! Fries are done!
Ding! Fries are done!
Ding! Fries are done!
Ding! Fries are done!

I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!

Don't bob for fries in hot fat!
It really hurts bad
And so do skin grafts!

Would you like an Apple Pie with that?
Would you like an Apple Pie with that?

Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell
Can't hear the bell
Where is the bell?

DING! Fries are done!
DING! Fries are done!
DING! Fries are done!
DING! Fries are done!

I work at Burger King
Making flame-broiled Whoppers
I wear paper hats

Would you like an Apple Pie with that?
Would you like an Apple Pie with that?

Ding! Fries are done!
Ding! Fries are done!
Ding! Fries are done!
Ding! Fries aarree doooooone!

[Rani Zemirah]

That is toooo funny!!! 

[Lady L]

I have been practicing this on my keyboard, catchy tune written in 1625.
Now that the keyboard is connected to nice speakers, with double string layer orchestra, it sounds fantastic! 

All creatures of our God and King
Lift up your voices now and  sing
Oh, praise Him!
Alleluia!
Thou burning sun with golden beam
Thou silver moon with softer gleam
Oh, praise Him!
Oh, praise Him!
Alleluia!
Alleluia!
Alleluia!

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Now if you feel that you can't go on,
(Can't go on.)
Because all of your hope is gone.
(All your hope is gone.)
And your life is filled with much confusion,
(Much confusion.)
Until happiness is just an illusion.
(Happiness is just an illusion.)
And your world around is crumblin' down.
Darlin', (reach out) come on, girl,
Reach on out for me (reach out).
Reach out for me.

Ha! I'll be there,
With a love that will shelter you.
I'll be there,
With a love that will see you through.

When you feel lost and about to give up,
(To give up.)
'Cause your best just ain't good enough.
(Just ain't good enough.)
And you feel the world has grown cold,
(Has grown cold.)
And you're drifting out all on your own.
(Drifting out on your own.)
And you need a hand to hold,
Darlin', (reach out) come on, girl,
Reach out for me (reach out).
Reach out for me.

Ha! I'll be there,
To love and comfort you.
And I'll be there,
To cherish and care for you.


I'll be there,
To always see you through.
I'll be there,
To love and comfort you.

I can tell the way you hang your head,
(Hang your head.)
Your not in love now, now your afraid.
(You're afraid.)
And through the tears you look around,
(Look around.)
But there's no peace of mind to be found.
(No peace of mind to be found.)

I know what your thinking!
You're alone now, no love of your own,
But darlin', (reach out) come on, girl,
Reach out for me.
(Reach out) reach out.

Just look over your shoulder.

I'll be there,
To give you all the love you need.
And I'll be there,
You can always depend on me.
I'll be there...



Reach Out I'll Be There - The Four Tops

[Lady Nicolette]

I keep noticing this time of day lately, whether it's morning or night and this song always comes into my mind:

Eight-oh-Five by The Moby Grape

Eight-oh-five.
I guess you're leaving soon
I can't go on without you
It's useless to try

To love you is so good
To keep you would be so wonderful
Here is my heart that I give
It's all that I have

Please change your mind
Before my sunshine is gone
Do you think you could try?
Do you think you could try?
Do you think you could try?

Please change your mind
Before my sunshine is gone
Do you think you could try?
Do you think you could try?
Do you think you could try?

See it through
Until I can prove it to you
Don't fill my world with rain
You know your tears
Would only bring pain in my heart

Eight-oh-five.
I guess you're leaving, goodbye...

(Great classic song, Jack, btw!)

[Libby Stella]

A dragon has come to our village today.
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal.
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.

Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect.
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.

    Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
    Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
    Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
    Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried.
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by.
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.

Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,
They always are pretty, they always are pure.
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.

Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.
No more will our number ever grow small,
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!

Now, I am a dragon. Please listen to me
For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree.
This ecology needs me and I know my place.
But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race.

Well, I came to this village to better my health
Which is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth.
But I get no assistance and no sympathy,
Just impertinent questioning shouted at me.

Yessss, virgins taste better than those who are not.
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught.
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot.
Yet virgins taste better than those who are not.

Now, we Worms are deep thinkers; at science we shine,
But our world's complicated with every new line.
We must quit all the things that we've done since the Flood
Like, lying on gold couches poisons our blood!

Well, I'm really quite good almost all through the year.
Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear.
But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree.
And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me!

As it happens our interests are almost the same.
For I'm really quite skillful at managing game.
If I ate just your men, would your excess decline?
Of course not, the rest would just make better time

But the number of babies a woman can bear
Has a limit, and that's why my prunings done there.
Yet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch.
I'm careful to take out a virgin for lunch.


Do Virgins Taste Better Than Those Who Are Not? and The Dragons Retort
Both performed by the Brobdingnagian Bards

[Demetrius]

Okay- sorry-

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.

-from Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes


"I knew the curve of her face."  Awesome.

[Rani Zemirah]

Don't be sorry... that is one of my favorite cheesy love/cheating songs!!! No matter how much anyone makes fun of me, I still turn it up and sing if I hear it on the radio... LOL

If you like makin' love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape
You're the love that I've looked for, write to me and escape...

He's awfully romantic, for an erstwhile cheater... LOL

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Since we're serving up the cheese, here's an old favourite...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight! 

~ The Starland Vocal Band

[maelstrom0370]

Since we're serving up the cheese, here's an old favourite...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight! 

~ The Starland Vocal Band

Jack!  I swear, upon all that is Holy, I will hunt you down like the scurvy sea dog you are if that little piece musical afterbirth gets lodged in my bean!!!   

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Aw, shucks, Maelstrom!  If I'd known that, I would have posted it sooner! 

Not to worry, I've already been snerked at over this one once today... 

[Welsh Wench]

Not a word, from your lips
You just took for granted that I want to skinny dip
A quick hit, that's your game
But I'm not a piece of meat, stimulate my brain
Night is young, so are we
Let's get to know each other better, slow and easily
Take my hand, let's hit the floor
Shake our bodies to the music
Maybe then you'll score

So come on baby, wont you show some class
Why you want to move so fast
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance and party all night
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance and party all night
And drink some cherry wine


Just slow down if you want me
A man wants to be approached cool and romantically
I've got needs
Just like you
If the conversations good
Vibrations through and through

So come on baby, wont you show some class
Why you want to move so fast
We don't have to take out clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night
And drink some cherry wine

<snerk>

[Rani Zemirah]

You Left It Up To Me by The Indigo Girls

When I let you go, I cursed myself with empty hands
Strong enough to watch you walk, but not enough to understand it
With spiteful eyes you burn for my grace
I was trying to stand outside of this, you were trying to save face

You can say that I don't care (I don't care)
You can hope that we still have something left to share;
But just between you, baby, and me
Just between me, baby, and you
There's nothing there

I finally found someone I can hold
You ask me to defend myself, as if I shouldn't be so bold
Well, get that look off of your face
I don't have the time, (I don't have the time) and you don't have the place

To say that I don't care (I don't care)
And hope that we still have something left to share
But just between me, baby, and you
Just between you, baby, and me
There's nothing there

[Instrumental, same chords as one verse]

Baby, what are you gonna do?
I can't salvage any truth from you
Everybody else already knows
It hurts you to realize, so leave well enough, enough alone

You don't need my hands to help you understand
You don't need to hear my voice (you have no choice)
So don't be throwing stones; the closer we get, the harder they come
Now, even if you're feeling alone, don't come home

Cause when it was up to you (when it was up to you)
When it was up to you, you left it up tome (me...)     
You left it up to me, oh you left, oh you left it up to me
When it was up to you, you left it up to me

[Rani Zemirah]

I promise you've never heard this song done quite this way before... (uhhh... unless you've actually heard this version, I guess)

Funny!!!

[Tygrkat]

my 2 year old nieces favorite show

we are going to play blue's clues
we are going to play blue's clues
we are going to play blue's clues
cause it really fun

we just got a letter
we just got a letter
we just got a letter
wonder who it's from

we just figured out blue's clues
we just figured out blue's clues
we just figures out blue's clues
cause we're really smart

twice a day
everyday
does anyone feel my pain or could it be worse?

I used to nanny for one of my nieces when she was about the same age as yours, and I knew when I couldn't get this song out of my head I was in trouble...don't even get me started about the "Fruit Salad" song from The Wiggles

LOL! Mine started kindergarten this year so the kiddie tunes here at the fortress has been cut dramatically.  As for the Wiggles I have actually had the privilege of even seeing them LIVE!  I know..I know..you could only wish

However, there was this somewhat memorable experience at the Wiggles show when "Murray" the guitar player came out with his guitar. He had all the children make believe they had their imaginary guitars on too. Then he said "its time to make sure your guitar is in tune" and ripped into about the first minute of "Stairway to Heaven" Thats when all the parents brought the house down!

LMAO!!! That would almost make being there worth it....almost.