What do you use for home security?

[Molden]

How about a mess of beans and an aim n' flame?

[Hoowil]

The typical. Assortment of swords, a couple axes, daggers and knives, skillets, spears, rifle, .22 deringer, and

Thinking about it, there is not a room in the house without some kind of weapon. All are at least 6 feet off the ground, or locked up for kid safety, but they are pretty much everywhere.

[Queen Bonnie]

 Spells, potions, snakes and spiders. Dragons, moat monsters and I have my wee claymore by my bed! And I play opera music really loud! LOL.

[Pascal]

Big Dog and Little Dog (who thinks she's a big dog) are the first line of warning and defense.  You don't want to mess with Little Dog -- she was descended from wolfs (well, okay ... little bitty ones).

Can't count on the cats -- they'd sell us out in an instant.

Second line are a pistol-grip 12 with alternating 00 and 4 buck, third line are some Smith & Wesson's cached in easy reach.  If it ever got to fourth line, we'd have to go to the gun safe.

When you need help in seconds, the police are minutes away.

[Sir Ironhead]

NRA Life Member sticker in the window of the door and back window of truck.

[DeadBishop]

Attack ferrets.  Two of 'em. 

Oh, and countless swords, knives, and semi-automatic weapons.  And that's only if they make it past the kitchen before I get them with my Slap Chop...

[Sir Ironhead]

Not the slap chop!  That's cruel and unusual punishment, I promise to behave  

[Merlin the Elder]

I just use my NunChucks...

[mpullen]

The two mutts as early warning system.

Glock 17 with multiple loaded clips and a night sight. If the invaders give me time, have about 500 rounds of hollow points to make my point.

Anyone left alive get staked out for the fireants.

[Toarmod]

Attack ferrets.  Two of 'em.  

Oh, and countless swords, knives, and semi-automatic weapons.  And that's only if they make it past the kitchen before I get them with my Slap Chop...

LOL "Slap Chop"

I have my 'lil pooch and a few weapons of "medium to light" destruction. Nothing says, "Get the hell out!" like a pump action shotgun.

[DeadBishop]

Nothing says, "Get the hell out!" like a pump action shotgun.

Can I get an AMEN!

[Malcolm]

Nothing says, "Get the hell out!" like a pump action shotgun.

Can I get an AMEN!

AMEN!!!