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Started by willin, May 07, 2008, 05:00:46 PM

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mehan

#600
December 28, 2010, 01:17:04 PM
Good golly - this one is a true story.

A co-worker just got flowers from her in-the-doghouse husband.   The card read, and I am not joking

"I am so sorry.   Sorry is a one syllable word for a new beginning"

Becky10

#601
December 29, 2010, 02:01:13 AM
"You will dream too long and too deep and one day be greatly hurt by your awakening"
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Rowan MacD

#602
December 29, 2010, 10:05:45 AM Last Edit: December 29, 2010, 10:06:14 AM by Rowen MacD
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

~Groucho Marx
What doesn't kill me-had better run.
IWG wench #3139 
19.7% FaireFolk pure-80.3% FaireFolk corrupt

Welsh Wench

#603
January 05, 2011, 07:55:41 PM
'If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don't remove it - I might be writing in my dreams.'

~~Terri Guillemets
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Becky10

#604
January 05, 2011, 08:30:08 PM
I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms, the most immediate way in which a human being can share with another the sense of what it is to be a human being.
-Oscar Wilde.
I have decided he was probably the smartest man ever.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Rapier Half-Wit

#605
January 07, 2011, 09:15:50 AM
An armed society is a polite society.

Robert A Heinlein
If her eyes aren't sparkling, you didn't do it right...

Bob of the Lake

#606
February 11, 2011, 12:21:52 PM
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."

- Moses Hadas
I came, I saw, I skipped to my lou.
            - Hammy the Squirrel

redkimba

#607
February 11, 2011, 12:57:53 PM
My wife, Mary, and I have been married for 47 years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce . . . murder, yes, but divorce, NEVER.  Jack Benny.

Lady Christina de Pond

#608
February 11, 2011, 01:50:57 PM
(disclaimer warning non christians may not want to skip this one)

When we fear nothing but God thats when we discover the freedom to pursue great adventure
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Lady Kett

#609
February 11, 2011, 04:29:32 PM
Seen at lunch today in a lovely seafood dive near the beach...

Deerfield Beach is too small for a town drunk, so we all take turns.

Rani Zemirah

#610
February 11, 2011, 04:40:11 PM
Quote from: Lady Kett on February 11, 2011, 04:29:32 PM
Seen at lunch today in a lovely seafood dive near the beach...

Deerfield Beach is too small for a town drunk, so we all take turns.

WIN!!!  :D
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Bob of the Lake

#611
February 11, 2011, 09:37:29 PM
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." 

- Clarence Darrow
I came, I saw, I skipped to my lou.
            - Hammy the Squirrel

Becky10

#612
February 14, 2011, 07:36:02 PM
Some people feel like they don't deserve love. They walk away quietly into empty spaces, trying to close the gaps of the past- Christopher McCandless
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Rani Zemirah

#613
February 14, 2011, 08:26:02 PM
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

~Rose Franken
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Welsh Wench

#614
February 14, 2011, 08:53:26 PM
What's love but a second hand emotion?

~~Tina Turner  ;)
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....
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