It's So Cold...

[Merlin the Elder]

Last summer, we had a "It's So Hot..." thread going. In response:

It's SO cold, my gas log is wearing a parka...

[Celtic Lady]

It's so cold Frosty the Snowman is heading to Florida.

[angusmacinnes]

With the wind it is pretty chilly here.

[brier patch charlie]

It's so cold, my cat put on long johns.

[Lady Rebecca]

It's so cold, I can have a light sweater on, and have the window open all day.
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Oh wait, you mean you didn't intend for responses from FL?

[Merlin the Elder]

yeah...I know about Floridians.  I was down there in Ft Lauderdale in May one year...it was 65 and people were wearing sweaters and complaining about the cold... For me, until it drops below 40, it's nothing worse than cool, chilly to 30, cold to 15, then frigid below that. But I haven't lived up north for quite a while and am somewhat a wimp... 

[Lady Rebecca]

yeah...I know about Floridians.  I was down there in Ft Lauderdale in May one year...it was 65 and people were wearing sweaters and complaining about the cold... For me, until it drops below 40, it's nothing worse than cool, chilly to 30, cold to 15, then frigid below that. But I haven't lived up north for quite a while and am somewhat a wimp... 

Believe me, I'm not a floridian. The lows here are what I would rather have for highs.

[Mairte]

Its so cold the luminary flames are frozen.

[Rowan MacD]

The squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at the electric fence!

[Merlin the Elder]

Dang it! I hate it when the squirrels get suicidal...

[Butch]

...the nudists are DESCRIBING themselves.

[Rani Zemirah]

It's so cold that the frost on my window wants to come INSIDE!!!

[Butch]

...they cancelled my daughter's school due to temperature.

I guess "0" gets a cancellation around here!

[Capt. Morgan]

It's so cold I just saw a bunch of chickens running toward KFC to use their deep fryers....

[Merlin the Elder]

It's so cold I just saw a bunch of chickens running toward KFC to use their deep fryers....