You are handing over your body to a new owner. What do you point out?

[Valiss]

When you are selling a used car or a house you are expected to point out things to the new owner that aren't obvious or intuitive and you have only learned by owning the car or house for a long time.

What if we had to do this with our body? So what features are unique to your physique?

[DonaCatalina]

The tailbone is broken; so be careful of sitting on anything hard too long.

[Celtic Lady]

It wobbles and can be unsteady so be careful while walking. The brain does have a minor glitch with the memory which can cause confusion at times. Temperature regulating can be a problem esp. when overheating. This can lead to a whole slew of problems/inconveniences.

[Merlin the Elder]

You're doing this at your own risk... It needs a valve job, all the hoses need replacing, the frame's bent, you can't drive it over 30, it overheats easily, it leaves puddles everywhere it goes, and the tailpipe definitely needs a muffler.

[Ferret]

Take good care of it. I'll be back for it soon.

Ferret

[Rowan MacD]

  General condition~One owner, classic lines, high mileage, but generally well maintained.  Some minor dents, no rust and no major component or engine repairs. No open Service Bulletins and no known recalls.  Does not smoke or consume too much lubricant.
  Appearance~Never had body work or fillers to appear newer than it is, but the roof requires monthly repainting when base steel color starts to show through.  Upholstery is showing some wear, but still comfortable.
  Recommend continued regular maintenance and will last another 30 years. 
   

[The Rabbi]

Buyer BEWARE As Is NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES. Memory drive crashed, mobility limited (this gets lost from time to time did I mention the memory crashed), Joints functional but barely,Body parts go out more then body oh and memory crashed, Abundent supply of gas just not usable, Visability limited but correctable, Hearing selective, Oh and the Memory crashed. Yeah I think that gives you the general idea, now if you have any sense about you... you will turn slowly and RUN LIKE HELL befor its too late. 

[Hoowil]

The upper back pain, shoulder cramps, and random numbness in the left arm may be the result of an anatomical anomaly, specifically too many ribs. Buyer may also want to replace the feet at earliest convenience, as these are flat and suffering damage due to prolonged use of non-custom shoes.

[Bob of the Lake]

BUY NOW!!
A deal like this doesn't come along every day! All new and in perfect working condition! Never in an accident and absolutely no blemish anywhere. Quick, responsive, handles like a dream, and absolutely no maintenance will be needed--EVER!!! Don't pass up the best deal on the planet!!

Disclaimer: Previous owner is a liar.

[Captain Teague]

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[Mairte]

It's surprisingly in a lot better shape than it first appears...