Fairfax Needs Some Frakkin Clothes

[Duke Fairfax]

I normally don't ask.  I tend to keep to myself.  ...but, because I have people riding me about this, I am asking.

It has been quite some time since Duke Fairfax had some new raiments.  The Duke has also put on a little weight (re: he's a fat cow now), so that is a factor now as well.  The problem is that I cannot pay for a costume to get made per se.  I can pay for materials, but the labor would kill me.  I plan on also getting new boots and accessories this offseason so Fairfax actually looks more...Dukish.  So, if anyone out there would be willing to help in this endeavor, please e-mail me at dukefairfax(AT)gmail(DOT)com.

Thanks for reading

[nliedel]

Happy to help if you would like me to. It's not like I have a life By the way, you are most certainly, NOT a  fat cow. Sheesh.

[L Dale Walter]

The Duke has also put on a little weight (re: he's a fat cow now), so that is a factor now as well.

Head ye to the gym young man!  You will save money on food too.

LDW

[LadyAnn]

I've seen him in mundane and looks fine... No gym needed.

[Cyron]

lol true ldw.. but to be honest i have no idea who he even is.

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Duke Fairfax's New Clothes?

I know none of the ladies would object should you go that route.

[Lord Virgil]

Cyron,

Lord Fairfax is our Master of Revels.  He's the one in the queen's entourage that has the long dark hair usually wearing a gold colored outfit and is always being threatened with the queen's count to three!  In the pre-opening skit, he's the one that this year was put in charge of security and everyone laughs thinking they're joking.

[nliedel]

Because Fairfax is an idiot. Not in real life, of course (he's my boss and therefore brilliant), but in character, dumber than Fortissima.

He insists he's in gold. I say he's more saffron, than Saffron.

[RingLady]

He shot Red Shoes!

[nliedel]

He shot Red Shoes!

Well Lord knows, someone had too. It was only a matter of time till CAPTAIN Pandora keel-hauled him, or he was run through.

[nliedel]

Duke Fairfax's New Clothes?

I know none of the ladies would object should you go that route.

Fairfax would fall for it, but Brian would not. He's smart. Now, if we got him drunk...and pretended just right and got the other directors involved...

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

So, i should bring the full gallon of watermelon cordial then?

[Duke Fairfax]

What are we forgetting, kids?

That's right.

Brian doesn't drink.

[Katie Bookwench]

But I'd be willing to bet Fairfax drinks like a fish....


what with the pressures of Duke-hood....

and the village to protect....

and having to avoid hearing my stories...

and putting up with my sister...

yep. I'll bet he knocks a back a few. 

[Talolin]

Sheesh, Katie...  After that list, now *I* want a drink! 

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Gotta stay IC, after all...

[Katie Bookwench]

Sheesh, Katie...  After that list, now *I* want a drink! 

Ah....so you've heard one of my stories, have you? 

(or, you've met my sister!)

either one, by itself, can cause a person to run for the rum. add them up, and you can see why Fairfax is the way he is. 

[theatrekat]

And having to deal with all those peasant dancers just adds to the problems.

[Sybella Elisabeta Von Habsburg, Archduchess of Austria]

I might be able to hook Briarius up with some noble garb for cheap.  I've got several hundred yards of fabric and don't mind sewing for people as long as it's appreciated

[Guinevere of Leonesse]

I might be able to hook Briarius up with some noble garb for cheap.  I've got several hundred yards of fabric and don't mind sewing for people as long as it's appreciated

Your sewing work is always appreciated and I love my gown to pieces. *HUGS* I'm sure Duke Fairfax will look fantastic whatever you make end up making him.

[Lady Gwyndolyn]

I might be able to hook Briarius up with some noble garb for cheap.  I've got several hundred yards of fabric and don't mind sewing for people as long as it's appreciated

Your sewing work is always appreciated and I love my gown to pieces. *HUGS* I'm sure Duke Fairfax will look fantastic whatever you make end up making him.

How many gowns do you have now?? 

[Sybella Elisabeta Von Habsburg, Archduchess of Austria]

I think I have 10 still in my closet but I've sold about 10 others over the years...