FOKTOP News

[Queen Bonnie]

 Somehow I can stand the pastel peeps better than the Halloween ones- but they all offend me! Waterboarding is too good for them!  My evil twin wants them all keel hauled! Drawn and quartered is good too!
Thinking of a new dance called the FOKTOP PEEP STOMP!  Not at all like the Hokey Pokey! LOL!

[wyckdblyss]

I am suddenly having visuals from the original Hairspray movie (John Waters version with Rikki Lake), "The Roach" dance.
SQUISH, SQUASH, KILL THE PEEPS!! (hehe...sorry couldn't resist)

[PurpleDragon]

Queen Bonnie....
Those nasty peeps have invaded Austin....they are disquised as Ghost and Pumpkins....everyone stay sharp and be on the look out.  I have sharpend my skewers and am prepared to defend.

Nasty peeps trying to infiltrate in disguise.  Our vigilance must remain strong and we must skewer these evil creatures.  FOKTOP!!!!!!!!!

[Var Greyshadow]

The news is ever more dire, for I have seen a disguise which must not be tolerated in even the smallest measure.  It is a personal affront to our good Queen - Choco Cats  ! 

Yes, Peeps disguised as what they think should be black cats (but as Peeps must be somewhat color-blind - they are brown).  I fear they are also an attempt to win past FOKTOP's chocolate therapy.  The name would indicate they are somewhat chocolate flavored.

[RenRobin]

The news is ever more dire, for I have seen a disguise which must not be tolerated in even the smallest measure.  It is a personal affront to our good Queen - Choco Cats  ! 

Yes, Peeps disguised as what they think should be black cats (but as Peeps must be somewhat color-blind - they are brown).  I fear they are also an attempt to win past FOKTOP's chocolate therapy.  The name would indicate they are somewhat chocolate flavored.

They are evil indeed.  If I find them anywhere around my camp...they are smores!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Horrors! Choco CATS??? Peeps? Dastardly! How DARE they?  I will fashion a special peep killing wand to magick them to oblivion! ZAPPP!  That is sad news indeed Var! ; (

[Blue66669]

Queen Bonnie-

Skycastle Manor is in full swing. Me and my darling dearest are steadily creating new and improved forms of Peep Torture. My love is still in the testing stages of a miniature drawing and quartering, while I am in the process of developing something that resembles an alternating flaming and cooling mechanism, that will, in the end, roast them alive. Just enough heat not to kill them instantly...

Even the children have joined in the fun. They both ABHOR peeps, and love to watch me and papa do our thang.

Warmest Regards from the Seas of Hades,
Warrior Pyrate Empress Brimstone Blue
FOKTOP Royal Peep Flamer

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah to Peep torture!  we do enjoy hearing about what you create to make Peeps expire! Huzzah to our young Foktop members too! See you soon at TRF!

[NORSEMAN]

Has anyone had any trouble with the wretched Peeps lately?, Lo but I saw the vile things today sitting upon a store shelf as innocent as could be but I could see beyond the celophane wrapper!.
Evil evil evil I tell you!, they're demonic little eyes watching waiting to drag the disgusting marshmellow bodies out and corrupt a new generation of us!.
Beware the peeps they now have invaded Christmas also!.

[RumbaRue]

I like the vanilla flavored ones....like the hearts at Valentines Day.


Evil I tell you! Just evil! None of those Christmas trees taste like vanilla!

[Adriana Rose]

Never try to make smores with them in the microwave.....


they blow up.....

[Manwariel]

Normal marshmallows do too

http://www.phancy.com/peeps/joust/index.html

[Var Greyshadow]

Peeps in the microwave are fun on half-power.  They expand and shrink down as the power pulses.  We never got them to the point of exploding though.  And the Smores made both of us sick.  I don't think the evil things are edible!  They do fun things in the fireplace too - oozing all over the place.  We tortured some gingerbread men Peeps that way last year, and our nutcrackers had a field day with them too.  So far, the Christmas ones have not appeared here.  Remaining ever vigilant!

[Dustin]

May it please the Queen:

I have been waiting and watching for the right moment to join the Fellowship Of Knights To Obliterate Peeps. No Peeps were found during the Halloween season. But today, I found Peeps disguised as snowmen in the local apothecary. I quickly assessed the situation, and with a little coin of the realm, convinced three of them to accompany me. I lured them to my keep, and dealt them swift justice.



I humbly beseech you, my Queen, to take this offering as proof of my loyalty to the cause, and allow me full membership in FOKTOP.

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah Dustin! Well done!  Your deed does indeed make you worthy of full membership in FOKTOP!  Welcome to our Peep slaying fellowship! HUZZAH!!!  We are most pleased!