FOKTOP News

[Count Adolfo]

Peeps, by all reports, are notoriously bad dancers!!!



I am happy to report, also, Majesty, that there was not a single Peep to be seen anywhere around the Florida Pirate Festival.  Had they shown their brutishly ugly cute faces, my son had a marshmallow catapult ready and waiting to cast them back into Dante's Inferno where they belong!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah to a peep free pirate fest! Your report puts a smile on my face!  Your Son is an asset to FOKTOP, Count Adolfo!!   Are there turkey peeps?Or can we be thankful if they are not doing Thanksgiving?  Or are the greedy monsters already doing just Christmas? Huzzah to FOKTOP! KILL the PEEPS!

[Count Adolfo]

Falcone and I BOTH hope the Peeps have no concept of Thanksgiving for we both wish the happiest and most wondrous of Thanksgiving celebrations for Your Majesty

[MacLaren]

Message to my dearest Royal Queen Bonnie.....

Majesty...will dispatch early Thursday to Faire...will conduct reconnaissance mission to find and kill the evil peeps...Should prisoners be taken? They are an unruly bunch when taken alive, I can't guarantee their health upon delivery to you for questioning...

Awaiting your orders, My Queen...

Out

[Queen Bonnie]

 Take no prisoners! The only good Peep is a dead Peep! !  We shall meet you Friday to get your report and see the slain peeps. Huzzah FOKTOP!

[Anna Iram]

Your Majesty! The most amazing thing has occured upon my latest shopping spree. I was wandering down a lane at my local market and turning the corner I found TALKING PEEPS!! Yes, your Majesty the PEEPS have beeen taught to speak. Now the average ear might not hear their squeeky little voices, so they have formed theirselves into letters, each one becoming a J or an O or a Y.

I must admit I am mightily confused. Are they wishing us JOY for our holidays? I admit I felt much joy upon seeing this delightful new PEEP skill and their cute little J or Y would look charming hanging from my Peep Tini glass. Though I know THAT would land me back into PEEP annonymous mighty quick....

Ah well....regardless of the source, I've taken their sweet message to my heart. Wishing your Majesty and her Court much JOY on the Feast of Thanksgiving!

[Queen Bonnie]

 This is sad news! Peeps talking? I am sure Peeps can't spell so they were probably wishing us all YOJ! Or OJ-Y?  I will have Joy at a dead Peep. Do not go off the wagon Anna!  Be strong!  Have a dark chocolate. it will help!
Joy from me to all the Loyal members of FOKTOP!
Huzzah!

[BubbleWright]

A Peep conspiracy! In an effort to gain legitimacy, the Peep stonghold city of Bethlehem, PA is celebrating the New Year with homage to the Peeps. At Bethlehem's First Night, a crane lowers a 25-pound lighted fiberglass likeness of a marshmallow Peep. Would be better if it were a flaming Peep!

[Queen Bonnie]

 That is sad news! Flaming would be MUCH better! I had thought things were TOO Quiet!
HUZZAH FOKTOP! Lets make 2009 a PEEP FREE YEAR!  KILL the EVIL PEEPS! HUZZAH!

[MacLaren]

Great big gobs of greasy grimy peepy guts......

The only good peep is a dead peep.

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah Dan! That is the right spirit!
KILL the PEEPS!
ONWARD FOKTOP!
Resolution for 2009! Recruit more FOKTOP members!

[Anna Iram]

I have an amusing story for your Majesty. I have the best and happiest dentist in all the land and on a recent visit, just before Christmas the dental staff held an anonymous ornament contest. Each were given a large glass ball and they could do whatever. Much to my amusement one of the staff filled his with marshmallows and a note that the peeps would eat your children if you didn't vote for his. Made me laugh. I haven't checked back to see if his won, but with such Peep awareness I beleive the office should be given the FOKTOP seal of approval!

[Queen Bonnie]

 That is a great Story Anna! I hope he won! What a great dentist!  He gets the FOKTOP seal of approval!
KILL the PEEPS!

[Lupa]

Much to my dismay, I have sighted several Christmas peeps at the local market.  Trees and snowmen and santas - OH MY!!  Have taken initative to secure and imprison as many as possible for inquisition.

Awaiting your orders my queen...

[Queen Bonnie]

 Well done Lupa!  We must find out what the Peeps are up to!
Let the inquisition begin!
Huzzah FOKTOP! Kill the Peeps!