FOKTOP News

[Queen Bonnie]

 EWWW! Peep lip gloss sounds vile!
Peeps are peeping popping up everywhere! It is depressing! I go to buy cat food and get assaulted by PEEPS! They don't allow swords in HEB! LOL!
I want to see pictures of Peep torture! Peep slaying! That makes me happy! Onward FOKTOP!

[Lupa]

Stay vigilant FOKTOP!!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Hugs Lupa!
I will be recruiting more FOKTOP members at Scarby!
Amazing how many rennies have not even heard of us! Sad!
But the Evil of Peeps is spreading!

[Count Adolfo]

The only Peeps spotted thus far at BARF were those impaled upon Gimli's great Peepslayer weapon...

but this weekend, the Four Horsemen will all be at BARF and I'd not put it past the Peeps to attempt some sort of attack...
but considering that one of the Horsemen is Lord General Jarhead... I'm sure we already have a counter-offensive planned should this take place!

We will keep Your Majesty apprised of the situation!

[Anna Iram]

Aye, your Majesty, no Peeps spotted yet, but I too do not trust the Peeps not to attempt some sort of coo this weekend.

I'm sending in my piratical pirate cousin to hunt down and capture any offenders. She's craftier than I and doesn't...at least so far...show any signs of weakness where the Peeps are involved. I'll return with her full report after the weekend.

[Lairde Guardn]

I am sure you have all seen this before, but just in case, I'll post the link....

http://www.100waystokillapeep.blogspot.com/

[Queen Bonnie]

 Grammercy Lairde Guardn! That sure made me feel happier today. Just looking at dead peeps makes my day!  Doing the Happy Kill the Evil Peeps Dance! It involves peeps and lots of boot stomping!
Huzzah Anna! Best wishes for peep killing to your piratical cousin! Glad to know she will help our cause! Be STRONG, ANNA! Resist the call of the peeps!   

[Ginette]

I am sure you have all seen this before, but just in case, I'll post the link....

http://www.100waystokillapeep.blogspot.com/

I can't wait to see the rest of the 100 way to kill a peep!   

[Queen Bonnie]

 I bet Foktop members could think of more that 100 ways to kill maim and torture peeps!

[Anna Iram]

Aye your Majesty! Can you not hear my cousin's demented little brain ticking away down here?  She's singing in the background as I type.



*sung to "Drunken Sailor*


What do you do with a captured Peep?
What do you do with a captured Peep?
What do you do with a captured Peep?
Early in the morning?

[Lady Catherine]

hello all!

I have found some sad new majesty! they seem to be getting to our young ones earlier and earlier!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Marshmallow-Peeps-Chicks-Rabbits-Play-Doh-set-dough_W0QQitemZ250393111830QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item250393111830&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1240%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
http://cgi.ebay.com/Marshmallow-Peeps-Sing-Along-CD-NEW-SEALED-Easter-Kids_W0QQitemZ230333116035QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMusic_CDs?hash=item230333116035&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1240%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

[RenRobin]

Corrupting the minds of little children....horrid!

[Anna Iram]

I'm thinking a lot of kids are gonna be pooping playdough this coming season!  Insidious!!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Horrors! What will they think of next?  Play Dough peeps! ARRGGH! Dastardly!

[FaeGuardian]

This may be old news as I do not have time at work to read the entire thread....

If I were to start a new thread I might call it;
"Straight from the bowels of Hell,
the birthplace of the peeps"

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/peeps/sns-peep-factory-pg,0,792513.photogallery