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[Dustin]

Weight torture continued...



What was left.



Burn the body!





Finally, the commander. He was summarily executed by decapitation.











I got no useful information, but eight of the little blighters no longer walk this good Earth.

Humbly your servant, Dustin, Oliver of Crippengate, Royal Theatre Master, Royal Lifeguard, Royal Order of Landsharks Guppy #82, PROUD Member of FOKTOP

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Grammercy and Huzzah! What a lovely way to start my day! I very much enjoyed the pictures of the peep torture and execution! Well Done  Dustin!
You have pleased me very much this day!
HUZZAH and Onward FOKTOP!!!

[Anna Iram]

Your Majesty, a report from my cosuin.


Greeting your Majesty!

I have had a sucessful though someone sticky weekend of Peep Hunting! I attempted to document my findings so that others might study and learn of their gooey ways.


Whilst walking through our Shire I came across this group of Royals and their escort having a picnic.


I quickly stamped them out, taking the escorts as prisoners and hoping their weaker status would lead to looser peeps.

[Anna Iram]

As I continued my hunt I came upon a suspicious bottle hanging from a tree. My peep sense on high I crept around the trunk of the tree and looking up I say it was A TRAP!! Had I pulled upon the bottle this large boulder would have landed on me head. ARGGG!!!





Pulling out my Peep arrows I quickly shot through the first two and captured the others for further questioning.

[Anna Iram]

Back at me home I interogated the first Peep relentlessly but he remained tight lipped.





Even when I resorted to torture he cried out only one word before taking his last sugary breath.



Your Majesty, I regret that upon my returning to interogate the others captured upon this day, I found the cage empty and , though Anna swears she had nothing to do with I suspect she may have fallen off the wagon AGAIN for there were but a few sugary yellow crumbles upon her bodice....*sigh*.

I wil try again this next weekend your Majesty to aide in FOKTOP's relentless fight against Peeps. Huzzah to FOKTOP and long live Queen Bonnie!

[Ambios]

So THIS is why Anna was late for Musical Men, ehh!

Best of luck this weekend.  You and Lady Maud will have your hands full trying to protect Madge and Ambios!

[Count Adolfo]

A Report, Majesty
I didst see no Peeps near any of the Four Horsemen...


The Peeps, however, DID make their best attempts...

As your Minister of Anti-Peep Propaganda, please accept my report on the "Plots of the Peeps" at the second gathering of the Four Horsemen...


1.  Peeps didst tamper with the weather and bring forth a rainstorm using a new device apparently created by an evil Peep sorceror.  The rain only served to settle the dust at the site, so it backfired on the hideous Peeps.

2.  Peeps didst follow the Horsemen to Rogue Manor, scope out the place and managed to perpetrate an act of Peep Terrorism on the septic system there.  This plot didst cause our Harbinger, the Captain Seamus Rumkiller, to be delayed in his arrival at the Festival but otherwise failed to affect our gathering.

3.  Peeps didst cause my sister to begin to feel ill and made her leave before she could finish recording all of our gathering but we endured.

4.  Peep operatives managed to sneak stealthily upon us an drain the power from the recording device we didst use... but we sought out and found an alternative power source and remedied the matter.

5.  Peeps somehow stole the keys to the coach that bore me home and locked them inside said coach and away from our reach but the chariot's owner didst call upon a locksmith who defeated the evil peeps' plan and got us away with Godspeed.


The Peeps should have known better, Majesty, for there were many FOKTOP Knights present and even our own Lord General Jarhead, who is one of the Four Horsemen... attempting such an operation in the face of such FOKTOP strength was Peep Suicide.  We will attempt to round up the Peeps responsible, particularly that evil sorceror, and see they pay for their wicked ways!

[SleepyArcher]

that's just wrong.....

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah to your pirate cousin for the peep report and seeing expired peeps is a good way to start my day! Huzzah and most well done.
Anna- do not give in to temptation. Be strong! I need your support against the Peeps! Huzzah FOKTOP! Grammercy Count Adolfo for your report also. What evil those Peeps did make! It does sound like the Four Horsemen have things under control!
  Do give my best regards to Lord General Jarhead! Huzzah FOKTOP! Well done!
Lord Fondlebottom, Yes! Peeps are just wrong- in every way!! LOL!

[Count Adolfo]

Indeed, you are most welcome, Majesty...
know that this weekend would only have been better were it graced with the presence of our most excellent Queen

Huzzah to FOKTOP!

[WindChime]

Queen Bonnie,
The Peeps tried to invade the LoveLand Castle.
Fear not. We had Angus & Capt. Faye there to put them out of there misery.
http://s715.photobucket.com/albums/ww155/BearChime/Castleteer%20Gathering%202009/

[CapnFayeCutler]

This is what happens when PEEPs try to invade a Castleteer Gathering!


They're invading!!!


Thankfully Old Tinker caught them and started smashing the nasty little creatures!


Angus found some around the back of the castle and swiftly took care of them...


And to finish them off we burned the survivors alive!!

Thanks to everyone who took pics this past weekend. What a blast with the peep slaying!

Lol WindChime, great minds!

[Count Adolfo]

Oh HUZZAH!!!
Many ideas here for how to deal with our own troublesome Peeps who caused so much distress last weekend... shouldst we be fortunate enough to apprehend them this weekend.

[Ginette]

It looks like FOKTOP had a busy weekend last weekend!   

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah and grammercy for the wonderous pictures of the peep slaying! Huzzah to FOKTOP!  Thanks to Windchime, Old Tinker, Angus and Capt Faye!  You have made me happy this day!
I shall be recruiting for FOKTOP this weekend at Scarborough Faire! KILL the PEEPS!