Describe the worst pirate ye have seen...

[Obadiah Jib]

So you are strolling the docks/ back alleys/ or local faire and you encounter what has got to be the worse excuse for a pirate.  This fellow doesn't look like he could hold his rum and a blade in the same week.  Share the encounter and give us all a laugh!

[Morgan Dreadlocke]

That's an easy one. I seen this critter mosyin' through AZRF last year. E's a wearin' a sweatshirt, long baggy shorts, pair 'o flipflops, skullnbones doo rag and a tiny Jolly Roger wavin from E's back pocket. Addin' insult ta injury, E's also sportin' a tiny pair 'o fairy wings an chompin' on an ice cream cone as e passes by. I'm guessin' E was some sorta pollytician

[Lady Amy of York]

That  is  an easy one.   Captain Jack Sparrow. Please  don't get me  wrong, I loved all three  movies, and  I  love  Johnny Depp.  I have  nothing against Johnny Depp.He is  a great  actor. I    like  Captain Jack. Captain Jack  is  handsome in   a way, and has a way  with the ladies,and  has  his clever  momments  when he  is not drunk  as  a  skunk,but  as  a pirate,  let's  face  it, honestly, if he had been  areal pirate  instead of a made up disney  character  do  you  think  he  would  have  survived  for  long among his  fellow  pirates ?
   

[Lady Amy of York]

That's an easy one. I seen this critter mosyin' through AZRF last year. E's a wearin' a sweatshirt, long baggy shorts, pair 'o flipflops, skullnbones doo rag and a tiny Jolly Roger wavin from E's back pocket. Addin' insult ta injury, E's also sportin' a tiny pair 'o fairy wings an chompin' on an ice cream cone as e passes by. I'm guessin' E was some sorta pollytician

ROFL  !  Someone  needs  to make  that scurvy  dog  walk  the  plank .

[Tipsy Gypsy]

My next door neighbor. Wal-Mart costume with a cheap woman's wig (couldn't decide if it was a cheap wig, or from a cheap woman . Bleah.

[lilaney]

I'z am Pirate!!

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

There's this really obnoxious guy who stands on the bridge railing before opening gate at MNRF... 

Just kidding, mate!

[Obadiah Jib]

Whot!