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Why Texas ROCKS!!!

Started by Lord Dragonspyre, March 25, 2009, 06:01:27 AM

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tigerlilly

Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on April 13, 2009, 06:52:06 PM

  ...  I remember it well.....dark, smoky, juicy....and that was just Blue...but I digress....

ooohhhh...well done!  ;)

Quote from: blue66669 on April 14, 2009, 08:28:14 AM
Quote from: Count Adolfo on April 13, 2009, 10:33:54 PM
EVERYTHING Blue brought was scrumptious
even Blue

HEY!!! I r not tastey or nutrishis!!!

*Ahem*  I'm sure many here would disagree with you on at least one of those points.

Blue66669

#46
*blushes*

Otay, maybe tastey, but DEFINITELY NOT NOOTRISHIS!
Blaidd Drwg

Count Adolfo

glad I'm not a health nut

Tipsy Gypsy

FRIENDS  VS TEXAS FRIENDS (could also be said of fairemily)
 
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
 
FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
 
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
 
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.
 
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, playing dominoes or cards and just being together.
 
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
 
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS  FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'.   
   
FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
TEXAS FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home
 
FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
TEXAS FRIENDS: have your number memorized.
   
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.
"It's just water, officer, I swear. And yeast. And a little honey. How the alcohol got in, I have no idea!"

Count Adolfo

You know, there are all these reasons...
but truthfully, they're all just details compared to one major reason:


Extremely Hot Women!

Seamus Ex Machina

Legendary Hellraiser

Sir William Marcus

  Theres El Paso, Oklahoma down near ole Mexico, Houston, Dallas, Austin and San Antone, because people in Texas have ALWAYS made me feeeeel at home. 
VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Blue66669

Oh, and did we forget that Texas RAWKS because there is not one, but THREE monarchs ruling???

Huzzah to my fellow "leading" ladies.... Queen Bonnie and Queen Shauna!!!
Blaidd Drwg

Seamus Ex Machina

And props that they all get along famously....!!!
Legendary Hellraiser

Tipsy Gypsy

Another reason Texas rocks- being able to run barefoot in the yard from mid-March to mid-November! And having not one but TWO growing seasons :D .
"It's just water, officer, I swear. And yeast. And a little honey. How the alcohol got in, I have no idea!"

Element of Air

aw, I am at work and can not see the video. I will watch it when I get home.

I am sadly a half breed. My grandparents and ancestors are from Texas and Oklahoma but I was born in Cali. But I am back now!
Royal Duchess of Air, Music and Beauty in the court of Queen Bonnie.
FOKTOP
Royal Order of Landsharks, Guppy No. 25