Let The Countdown Begin!

[Rani Zemirah]

The credit for that photo goes to our little JuJu...

That was Opening weekend, Saturday night, Camp McLot, last year....

No, no..the man is spot on

Oh, I have no doubt that he is, about the photo credit, anyway... but I sincerely doubt it's because he actually remembers that moment!      I do remember hearing about it from witnesses, however...

Oh, i remember it... i had just started drinking and was only on my 4th beer.  You can see Nasty, in the background, and he isn't listing to either side, so we're short of a 12 pack.  

*We don't go to Opening Day... we come out that night, pass out in the truck & hit Opening Sunday*

Sounds like a hangover waiting to happen, to me... but then, I can't even remember the last time I drank so much that I passed out.


Of course... neither can you, I would imagine!        

You know I'm only teasing you...  

[Mouse]

Of course... neither can you, I would imagine!       

I remember all of my passing outs...Truly I do. I am quite cognizant of when I am slipping and I can follow back when the non-remembering period began....It's up to my fellow frenemies to tell me what I said/they did to me, but what are friends for. Two friends and myself were drinking our weight in Shiner Black one year and there is a picture of me sitting in a MOUND of bottles as they collected around us, up to my knees, mostly them rather than me. But still, my first pass out at faire. I was told everyone was surprised I made it to my tent to sleep. I believe it was the year before last I woke up on the ground because one of my dear sweet friends was carrying me back to the tent and just...dropped me. And there I lay....Frenemies.

[Rani Zemirah]

Of course... neither can you, I would imagine!        

I remember all of my passing outs...Truly I do. I am quite cognizant of when I am slipping and I can follow back when the non-remembering period began....It's up to my fellow frenemies to tell me what I said/they did to me, but what are friends for. Two friends and myself were drinking our weight in Shiner Black one year and there is a picture of me sitting in a MOUND of bottles as they collected around us, up to my knees, mostly them rather than me. But still, my first pass out at faire. I was told everyone was surprised I made it to my tent to sleep. I believe it was the year before last I woke up on the ground because one of my dear sweet friends was carrying me back to the tent and just...dropped me. And there I lay....Frenemies.

Gee... aren't they nice to have.    I'll take my Fairemily, instead, thanks.  They might not actually get me back to my tent, but I know at least one or two would sleep next to me there on the ground, just to make sure I didn't freeze... and someone else would be sure to at least toss a blanket over the pile of us, as well.    


Of course, they'd post it all on youtube the next day... but hey, what are Fairemily for, right?  

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Fairmily are for witnesses for the defense, camera operators, co-conspirators, tossing out the ravers, ER drivers, bumming smokes, watching your back, never let Fraser live down his beer fountain trick, and generaly someone there to point and laugh at you when you slosh your beer down your shirt.

Did I forget anything?

[Rani Zemirah]

Fairmily are for witnesses for the defense, camera operators, co-conspirators, tossing out the ravers, ER drivers, bumming smokes, watching your back, never let Fraser live down his beer fountain trick, and generaly someone there to point and laugh at you when you slosh your beer down your shirt.

Did I forget anything?

Yeah... the part where they don't let you sleep on the ground by yourself. 


Well, unless you're laying in a pool of... beer fountain.    Then... you're pretty much on your own...   

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Fairmily are for witnesses for the defense, camera operators, co-conspirators, tossing out the ravers, ER drivers, bumming smokes, watching your back, never let Fraser live down his beer fountain trick, and generaly someone there to point and laugh at you when you slosh your beer down your shirt.

Did I forget anything?

Yeah... the part where they don't let you sleep on the ground by yourself. 


Well, unless you're laying in a pool of... beer fountain.    Then... you're pretty much on your own...   

I DID continue drinking.... the beer was a wee bit heavy and i hadn't trained as hard year before last... 

[Rani Zemirah]

Well, now... isn't that a lovely image.   


I still believe it counts as alcohol abuse, even if it's been partially digested...    

[haleyileaha]

Fairmily are for witnesses for the defense, camera operators, co-conspirators, tossing out the ravers, ER drivers, bumming smokes, watching your back, never let Fraser live down his beer fountain trick, and generaly someone there to point and laugh at you when you slosh your beer down your shirt.

Did I forget anything?

Omg this made me laugh so hard. Sooo true!

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Fairmily are for witnesses for the defense, camera operators, co-conspirators, tossing out the ravers, ER drivers, bumming smokes, watching your back, never let Fraser live down his beer fountain trick, and generaly someone there to point and laugh at you when you slosh your beer down your shirt.

Did I forget anything?

Omg this made me laugh so hard. Sooo true!

Wait til you camp with us and witness all of that all at the same time. Bring spare clothes; you're likely to pee yourself laughing. More than once.

[haleyileaha]

Fairmily are for witnesses for the defense, camera operators, co-conspirators, tossing out the ravers, ER drivers, bumming smokes, watching your back, never let Fraser live down his beer fountain trick, and generaly someone there to point and laugh at you when you slosh your beer down your shirt.

Did I forget anything?

Omg this made me laugh so hard. Sooo true!

Wait til you camp with us and witness all of that all at the same time. Bring spare clothes; you're likely to pee yourself laughing. More than once.

Lol oh wow sounds so fun I can only imagine

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Fairmily are for witnesses for the defense, camera operators, co-conspirators, tossing out the ravers, ER drivers, bumming smokes, watching your back, never let Fraser live down his beer fountain trick, and generaly someone there to point and laugh at you when you slosh your beer down your shirt.

Did I forget anything?

Yeah... the part where they don't let you sleep on the ground by yourself. 


Well, unless you're laying in a pool of... beer fountain.    Then... you're pretty much on your own...   

"Dude! Trashcan!!"

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Hey, at least i didn't blow that Anchor Steam all over everyone... and i didn't hit Auldric's Porsche either! 

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Hey, at least i didn't blow that Anchor Steam all over everyone... and i didn't hit Auldric's Porsche either! 

No, that's true. But I have never seen such a pretty arc, before or since. It's permanently imressed on my brain. LOL

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Fairmily are for witnesses for the defense, camera operators, co-conspirators, tossing out the ravers, ER drivers, bumming smokes, watching your back, never let Fraser live down his beer fountain trick, and generaly someone there to point and laugh at you when you slosh your beer down your shirt.

Did I forget anything?

Yeah... the part where they don't let you sleep on the ground by yourself. 


Well, unless you're laying in a pool of... beer fountain.    Then... you're pretty much on your own...   

I DID continue drinking.... the beer was a wee bit heavy and i hadn't trained as hard year before last... 

Yeah, we know you kept drinking, and as I very vaguely and fuzzily recall that was the year you earned the title Lord of the Rusty Nail, wasn't it?

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Fairmily are for witnesses for the defense, camera operators, co-conspirators, tossing out the ravers, ER drivers, bumming smokes, watching your back, never let Fraser live down his beer fountain trick, and generaly someone there to point and laugh at you when you slosh your beer down your shirt.

Did I forget anything?

Yeah... the part where they don't let you sleep on the ground by yourself.  


Well, unless you're laying in a pool of... beer fountain.    Then... you're pretty much on your own...    

I DID continue drinking.... the beer was a wee bit heavy and i hadn't trained as hard year before last...  

Yeah, we know you kept drinking, and as I very vaguely and fuzzily recall that was the year you earned the title Lord of the Rusty Nail, wasn't it?

THAT was Scarby/RenDezvous... no training involved!  Most mortals would've been hospitalized with alcohol poisoning... but, then again, I'm not your average mortal.


*for the record, i was drinking beer, poolside, later that evening*