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It's So Cold...

Started by Merlin the Elder, February 08, 2011, 04:53:57 PM

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Gauwyn of Bracknell

#15
February 09, 2011, 11:51:20 AM
It's so cold that my brass monkey has no - will you know :)
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Gauwyn of Bracknell

Capt. Morgan

#16
February 09, 2011, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: Gauwyn of Bracknell on February 09, 2011, 11:51:20 AM
It's so cold that my brass monkey has no - will you know :)

Well, they might...but they are probably frozen to some flagpole...
I can be one of those "bad things" that happen to bad people.

Lady Kett

#17
February 09, 2011, 09:44:32 PM
It's so cold I got lined mittens in Canada...to wear in Texas!

brier patch charlie

#18
February 09, 2011, 11:23:26 PM
It's so cold that the Geese are flying back to Canada to get warm!
Charles Coleman

Rani Zemirah

#19
February 09, 2011, 11:31:45 PM
It's so cold my blanket need blankets!!!
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

William_MacKean

#20
February 10, 2011, 07:43:01 AM
It's so cold I could cut glass with my nipples.

It's so cold, I could vote in Florida with my nipples.

RenStarr

#21
February 10, 2011, 10:10:14 AM
From the "way back when" dept.  Something my father said a few times when I was youngster.

"It's colder then a witches t$t in a brass bra". 
Spiced rum....hmmmmm
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Merlin the Elder

#22
February 10, 2011, 10:27:54 AM
Quote from: RenStarr on February 10, 2011, 10:10:14 AM
From the "way back when" dept.  Something my father said a few times when I was youngster.

"It's colder then a witches t$t in a brass bra". 
...and it still holds true today...
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

William_MacKean

#23
February 10, 2011, 10:48:33 AM
FYI:

The 'balls off a brass monkey' saying that refers to cannon balls on a ship is completely false.

Either way, I wouldn't be licking any flagpoles for a while.

Mairte

#24
February 10, 2011, 01:47:11 PM
LOL, RenStarr, my dad used to and still does say that every winter! That and "colder than a boulder". Though I am not entirely sure where THAT came from.  ::)
Its so cold here we can drive the car across the lake.(true!)

Capt. Morgan

#25
February 10, 2011, 01:58:05 PM
Quote from: William_MacKean on February 10, 2011, 07:43:01 AM

It's so cold, I could vote in Florida with my nipples.

Twice, even!  :D
I can be one of those "bad things" that happen to bad people.

Merlin the Elder

#26
February 10, 2011, 03:18:23 PM
Quote from: Capt. Morgan on February 10, 2011, 01:58:05 PM
Quote from: William_MacKean on February 10, 2011, 07:43:01 AM

It's so cold, I could vote in Florida with my nipples.

Twice, even!  :D
uhh... sorry...I bumped into the ballot...
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Rani Zemirah

#27
February 10, 2011, 03:24:51 PM
::)  :D
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

kcdcchef

#28
February 10, 2011, 03:47:51 PM
It's so cold ski season will go into April this year, which, I LOVE!!!!!!!! I know, I am in the minority on my love of cold...........

brier patch charlie

#29
February 10, 2011, 04:18:12 PM
Me too, I'm loving all this!
Charles Coleman
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