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You Know You're a True Rennie if...

Started by Var Greyshadow, May 29, 2008, 07:16:57 AM

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CelticOne

You start planning for favors for next season before this season is over with.

You also want to take up a new hobby just to make said favors.
The mind is like a parachute, its best when open.

Cormac

Quote from: Phoenix on October 30, 2008, 08:43:03 PM
You start planning for favors for next season before this season is over with.

You also want to take up a new hobby just to make said favors.

Well I feel better now.  I have spent the past week looking at supplies to start casting pewter so I can make favors.

E.Minion

When you realise you are drinking from a pewter tankard while reading this thread.
victory come from the apparent application of orthodoxy when in reality you have something else entirely in mind....

CelticOne

When you lose your phone while wearing garb only to find it when your bodice starts to sing.(yup did that today)
The mind is like a parachute, its best when open.

Tipsy Gypsy

You come home from a week on business, and instead of relaxing, you rush an old cowboy hat to the shop in order to convert it to a tricorn, then spend the rest of the evening store-hopping for the embellishments, followed by a quick browse of Paul's pbase gallery and the forums for a fix!

*Sigh*...I've missed this place...!
"It's just water, officer, I swear. And yeast. And a little honey. How the alcohol got in, I have no idea!"

Manage'n M'Crack

You can't understand why craigslist doesn't have a 'renaissance' section.

Var Greyshadow

You hit the Halloween store on Halloween to buy an animatronic Headless Bride because you saw one in a red and black dress instread of white and plan to turn her into Anne Boleyn.  (Now which issue of Renaissance Magazine had that Fench hood pattern?)

Your collection of nutcrackers includes Henry VIII, a Royal Guard, a Celtic warrior - and newly acquired - Jack Sparrow!  (Target, for those would like one.)
"All that is gold does not glitter; Not all those who wander are lost..." ~J.R.R. Tolkien "The Fellowship of the Ring"

DonaCatalina

A post in another thread reminded me of this one.

You know you're a true Rennie when someone asks you where you got your chain mail
and you answer "In 100 foot rolls at home depot"
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Greenman66669

You're soooo proud of your 2 year old for getting their first "Faire buggers."
Shogun of Japan
Loki Prince
FOKTOP Royal Marshall

Tygrkat

...when the 'dance music' you've been listening to all day dates back to the 1500's {some a bit older, and some as modern as a piece from 1738  :o }
50% Endora, 50% Aunt Clara.

Ranna

You calculate out how many rows of chain/scales you have to do a day to make a full shirt come next opening day.

....I have a long way to go.....
"The lasses have got to respect a man who can blow, finger and squeeze all at the same time." - Anonymous bagpipe player

beeboy

ur most prized possessions are your heater and your hobotool

Tipsy Gypsy

Quote from: Var Greyshadow on November 03, 2008, 06:53:40 AM
Your collection of nutcrackers includes Henry VIII, a Royal Guard, a Celtic warrior - and newly acquired - Jack Sparrow!  (Target, for those would like one.)

Hey, I have a nutcracker collection too! I have to limit myself to kilted ones though (and one USAF airman for milord), for the sake of space.  :D

Back on topic, you get steamed at people who can't distinguish beteween rennies and carnies. Grrr. Or bellydancers and strippers. Snarl! Or barbarians and cavemen... ok, that may be a fine line....

You watch "Beer for my Horses" on CMT, see a traveling troupe of performers that the 'dane world would call freaks, and think "Oh, they're not weird, just different".
"It's just water, officer, I swear. And yeast. And a little honey. How the alcohol got in, I have no idea!"

Lady Neysa

When you buy an autographed Fight School t-shirt at faire and then realize too late that it's a size too small.   Your first thought is to lose weight, not for the health benefits, but so you'll be able to wear the t-shirt!   Sad huh? 

Raibeart OShea

You Know You're a True Rennie if...
...you wear your chainmaile to work...and nobody is surprised.  8)
Latha math dhuibh.
Raibeart O'Shea
HomeFaire: CRF
Attended: NCRF 09, GARF 09, 10
Plans to attend: Them ALL.