I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

Merlin the Elder · February 22, 2012, 01:47:59 PM

Q: What does a candle with very tiny breasts require?

A: Thesaurus

Merlin · February 22, 2012, 03:00:30 PM

Q) Name an extinct animal with a speech impediment.

A) Lemon wedge

Merlin the Elder · February 22, 2012, 03:16:03 PM

Q: What you you call a wedge that doesn't perform as it is supposed to?

A: Quality TV programming

Merlin · February 22, 2012, 04:15:50 PM

Q) Other than leprechauns, name something fictional.

A) Sit-com

Merlin the Elder · February 22, 2012, 05:52:42 PM

Q: What is the opposite of sit-excited?

A: Identity theft

Archer · February 22, 2012, 06:18:41 PM

Q. What may one take that turns out to be no better or worse than what he had before the taking ?

A. ironic

Anna Iram · February 22, 2012, 07:02:33 PM

Q: What is the annual endurance competition for Santa's called?

A: jambalaya

Merlin · February 22, 2012, 09:31:41 PM

Q) What do you call an orange drink that fibs?

A) Garter belt

Merlin the Elder · February 23, 2012, 06:28:31 AM

Q: What does a common snake use to hold his pants up?

A: Income tax

Archer · February 23, 2012, 08:37:53 AM

Q. What does a government use to hold its pants up ?

A. penalty

DonaCatalina · February 23, 2012, 11:21:20 AM

Q. What does one wear in Penal attire?

A. Puerile

Merlin the Elder · February 23, 2012, 02:39:51 PM

Q: What word describes a narrow walkway with no imperfections?

A: Cerebellum

DonaCatalina · February 23, 2012, 04:12:53 PM

Q What sounds like but is totally different that antebellum?

A. Faust

Merlin the Elder · February 23, 2012, 04:19:49 PM

Q: What comes before Second, if you have a really screwed up accent?

A: House of Commons

Rani Zemirah · February 24, 2012, 06:31:56 AM

Q: What is the only house in Great Britain that the Queen is not allowed to enter?

A: House of the Rising Sun

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